Maya is right! We should be thanking her. She saved the day by exposing the worst sin in the world. The sin of talking to someone of the opposite gender that you may not be related to.
In a recent show, Maya Khan complained about people disparaging her work. Work? Work? Is that what we are calling it these days Maya? Ok…sure if you insist. She also seemed highly distraught by the fact that people were sharing their opinions about her show in “public forums”. As opposed to say private forums like…you know daytime TV shows! She then went on to claim that her show was merely an attempt to eradicate the escalating crimes in Pakistan. Crimes like “kidnappings” and “killings”. Because we all know that when a strange boy talks to a strange girl….that’s just a gateway sin to going on a shooting rampage. Duh!
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Honestly, I don’t know what everyone is so upset about! Maya is right! We should be thanking her. She saved the day by exposing the worst sin in the world. The sin of talking to someone of the opposite gender that you may not be related to. (of course this sin does not apply to TV show hosts interviewing others…that’s different…there is a pardon for that some place…somewhere). Thanks to her, her trusted aunty brigade and her out-of-breath cameraman; our lives are now suddenly safe and we can sleep better at night. Boys and girls walking around unabashedly in public parks. Tsk, tsk…what is this world coming to?
And on your show you humbly requested your viewers to share some positive feedback about this segment. Well Maya dear…you asked for it….and here it is. The only problem is that I may be your only viewer. But whose counting right?
1. Your show is so professional it almost competes with Western shows….and by Western shows I mean the Jerry Springer Show. Nice role models you have there. Keep up the good work!
2. For a long time there was such a dearth of trashy talk-show daytime TV in Pakistan. You have filled that void. Thanks Maya. Ab I will only watch Samaa TV and as Pakistanis, we should watch and support only our local trash TV.
3. As a woman in my early thirties, I constantly struggle with new and innovative ways to loose weight. In your show you taught me a new way to exercise. Who needs jogging sprees at Sindh Club when I can grab an entourage of other Aunties and play “pakran pakrai” with boys and girls who I suspect maybe talking about the weather (tauba tauba). This new exercise called “Don’t Mind Your Business” will be all the new rave in Pakistan. Chalo lets go to Quaid Park next? Hain na?
4. Thanks to you, I feel so much safer now that boys and girls will no longer be talking to each other in broad daylight. This will surely put an end to “kidnappings” and “killings” in the city. Woh kehtay hain na…. “Make War not Love”.
5. I also want to congratulate your genius set-designing ability. The back drop with dinosaurs in the background was the perfect touch to creating the whole Dark Ages atmosphere to the show. You sure know how to create the perfect scene.
6. Please tell me there will be a sequel. And in that sequel you can go around flogging people publicly in the market place for wearing jeans pant?
7. From a fashion standpoint, the whole bearded look for mullahs was so last century. I liked your outfits much better. You have completely recreated a new wardrobe called Female Fundo Chic. Were some of the women actual maulwis in drag? Genius, I tell you!
8. You say that you broadcasted this show to help the poor parents of these burqa-clad harlots and their male escorts. I am sure these parents are so grateful to you now for exposing their children on National television. Since they don’t want their kids to be frolicking in the park with each other they are grateful that you have now told them, their Mamoons, Phuppas, neighbors, Bubloo from down the street, Tinkoo the doodh-wala and the entire world about it. Way to go!
9. You use the word “Insaniyat” in your rebuttal clip. You have truly displayed “Insaniyat” in your show. Ab bas aik high five day do mujhay!
10. But most of all….thanks to you…I got to witness how most of Pakistan reacted to you on public forums by disagreeing with your actions. That truly gave me hope and strengthened my trust in this country. Judging by peoples reactions and criticism of your show, I am comforted by the fact that most of Pakistan is still quite sensible, intelligent and progressive. I would never have realized that if it had not been for your privacy-invading, highly fatuous show.
Bravo Maya, Bravo.
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1. Your show is so professional it almost competes with Western shows….and by Western shows I mean the Jerry Springer Show. Nice role models you have there. Keep up the good work!
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CHALLO YAAD KARAYN - Dr Ahsan Raheel.
For Protesting Against Gulab Singh’s Harsh Tax System by AHEEM ASLAM
In a newly constructed market at Zaldagar in Shahr-e-Khaas, there are no traces of a carnage carried out by the Dogra army about 150 years ago. Yet, the memories of the incident, which led to death of 28 persons, are still fresh in the minds and hearts of the residents.
It was on 29 April 1865 when scores of shawl weavers marched through the streets of Shahr-e-Khaas against the cruel tax policies of the Dagh Shawl Department of the Dogra regime. The procession, which later came to be known as the Shalbaf procession, was also organised to protest against the “difficult working conditions, meager wages, excessive taxation and a ban on weavers who wanted to leave Kashmir valley.”
The protests were held in the wee hours of April 29 outside the house of Pandit Raj Kak Dhar, the Kashmiri Pandit official who headed the Dagh Shawl Department, in the city’s Zaldgar locality. Historians say Dhar misinformed the Dogra army that he was being attacked. As the protesters reached Zaldgar, the Dogra troops led by Colonel Bijoy Singh rounded off the demonstrators and asked them to disperse. When the unarmed protesters refused to do so, the troops fired at them and later charged them with spears. Scores of protesters jumped off the Haji Rather Sum Bridge at Zaldgar, in the hope they would hide in the marsh underneath, but at least 28 bodies were recovered from the river, and over 100 sustained wounds.
“We have been told everything about the episode by our elders. The procession was nothing but a demonstration of fight against oppression and exploitation,” said Muhammad Razak, a resident of Zaldgar while pointing toward the bridge. “This bridge always reminds us of the procession and protesters who are our real heroes. And the best nation is one which doesn’t forget its history and heroes.” “The Shalbaf procession is a very significant event in the history of Kashmir. It was the first ever agitation against the exploitative work system,” said Dr Sheikh Showkat Hussain, who teaches Law in Kashmir University.
The Shalbaf procession, Dr Showkat said, was a big event in the global context as it took place much before the historic May Day of 1886. May 1 is observed in many parts of the world as International Workers’ Day.
“The Shawl Weavers protest becomes globally important in a way that it occurred many years before the May Day. But it is pity our part that we ignore our own martyrs who rebelled against the oppressive system,” Dr Showkat told Greater Kashmir.
Sheikh Rasool, Ubli Baba, Qudda Lal, and Sona Butt were among the protesters during the Shalbaf procession who, according to historians, were imprisoned in different jails like Habak, Bahu Fort, and Ram Nagar. They were later “tortured to death.”
The noted historian, Fida Muhammad Hassnain, has recorded that Shawlbaf protest was “perhaps the first organized protest for demands in the history of class struggle in India.”
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BHOPAL: Two dalit girls appearing for their first board examinations in Narsinghpur district of Madhya Pradesh were allegedly stripped by female invigilators while 40 male students watched. Both of them are 15. The incident took place on March 15 during the Class X mathematics examination, but it was reported to the district administ...ration only on Friday.
The alleged outrage happened during an anti-cheating check in the government higher secondary school in Barhebara village. A handful of girls and 40 boys of Barhebara and neighbouring villages were appearing for the examination. The female examiners involved, Preeti Sharma and Reshma Simaiya, suspected that some students were using paper bits to copy and picked the two minor girls and asked them to strip.
One of the girls told sub-divisional magistrate (Gadarwara) P N Yadav that when she refused to obey the examiner's orders, one of them allegedly shouted: "Strip, or I will cut the cord of your salwar." When the girls refused, the examiners allegedly stripped them while male classmates sniggered and cracked jokes. Nothing was found to suggest they had cheated and the girls were allowed to leave after the three-hour test was over.
The girls did not inform their family members for the next nine days. Finally on Friday, they broke down before their parents, who complained to the district administration. The administration has ordered an inquiry.
Speaking to TOI, Narsinghpur district collector Sanjay Singh said: "A complaint has been registered with us and we have asked the block education officer to start a probe immediately and submit a report. It is a serious allegation and we are expecting the report to reach us by Saturday after which the administration will be in a position to comment."See More
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Rockefeller to Mandela, Vedanta to Anna Hazare.... How long can the cardinals of corporate gospel buy up our protests?
Arundhati Roy
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Antilla the Hun Mukesh Ambani’s 27-storey home on Altamont Road. Its bright lights, say the neighbours, have stolen the night.
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Is it a house or a home? A temple to the new India, or a warehouse for its ghosts? Ever since Antilla arrived on Altamont Road in Mumbai, exuding mystery and quiet menace, things have not been the same. “Here we are,” the friend who took me there said, “Pay your respects to our new Ruler.”
Antilla belongs to India’s richest man, Mukesh Ambani. I had read about this most expensive dwelling ever built, the twenty-seven floors, three helipads, nine lifts, hanging gardens, ballrooms, weather rooms, gymnasiums, six floors of parking, and the six hundred servants. Nothing had prepared me for the vertical lawn—a soaring, 27-storey-high wall of grass attached to a vast metal grid. The grass was dry in patches; bits had fallen off in neat rectangles. Clearly, Trickledown hadn’t worked.
But Gush-Up certainly has. That’s why in a nation of 1.2 billion, India’s 100 richest people own assets equivalent to one-fourth of the GDP.
The word on the street (and in the New York Times) is, or at least was, that after all that effort and gardening, the Ambanis don’t live in Antilla. No one knows for sure. People still whisper about ghosts and bad luck, Vaastu and Feng Shui. Maybe it’s all Karl Marx’s fault. (All that cussing.) Capitalism, he said, “has conjured up such gigantic means of production and of exchange, that it is like the sorcerer who is no longer able to control the powers of the nether world whom he has called up by his spells”.
In India, the 300 million of us who belong to the new, post-IMF “reforms” middle class—the market—live side by side with spirits of the nether world, the poltergeists of dead rivers, dry wells, bald mountains and denuded forests; the ghosts of 2,50,000 debt-ridden farmers who have killed themselves, and of the 800 million who have been impoverished and dispossessed to make way for us. And who survive on less than twenty rupees a day.
Mukesh Ambani is personally worth $20 billion. He holds a majority controlling share in Reliance Industries Limited (RIL), a company with a market capitalisation of $47 billion and global business interests that include petrochemicals, oil, natural gas, polyester fibre, Special Economic Zones, fresh food retail, high schools, life sciences research and stem cell storage services. RIL recently bought 95 per cent shares in Infotel, a TV consortium that controls 27 TV news and entertainment channels, including CNN-IBN, IBN Live, CNBC, IBN Lokmat, and ETV in almost every regional language. Infotel owns the only nationwide licence for 4G Broadband, a high-speed “information pipeline” which, if the technology works, could be the future of information exchange. Mr Ambani also owns a cricket team.
RIL is one of a handful of corporations that run India. Some of the others are the Tatas, Jindals
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FIGHTER FOR FREEDOM OF INDIA RAPIST VT SINGHS HI List of Freedom Fighters Deported to Andamans ================================================================ ================================================= Submitted by kashif on Sat, 03/11/2006 - 02:24. Freedom Fighters Deported to Andamans List of Muslims is here, for a complete list please follow this link: www.andamancellularjail.org In Connection With First War of Independence, 1857 S.No. Title Name Province Comments 1 Allama Fazal Haque Khairabadi U.P. : died in prison 10 Gulab Khan M.P. 15 Liaqat Ali U.P. 18 Maulvi Syed Aluddin Hyderabad 19 Mahibullah M.P. 22 Mir Jafar Ali Thanesari 24 Noora M.P. 26 Qaim Khan M.P. 27 Sirajuddin M.P. 28 Seikh Formud Ali Assam Mufti Inayat Ahmad Kakorwi ( ref. Muslims in India by Abul Hasan Ali Nadwi) Mufti Mazhar Karim Daryabadi ( ref. Muslims in India by Abul Hasan Ali Nadwi) Wahabi Rabels Deported to Andamans (1860 - 1870) 1 Maulana Ahmadulla Patan Trial, 1865 : died in prison 2 Amiruddin Maldah Trial, 1870 3 Ibrahim Mandal Rajmahal Trial, 1870 4 Md. Sher Ali : Sher Ali was given life imprisonment during the Wahabi movement against the British Raj. He assassinated Lord Mayo, Viceroy of India with a knife on 8th February, 1872. He was hanged on Viper Island. 5 Yahya Ali Ambala Trial, 1864 : died in prison. 6 Mohammad Shafi Lahori ( ref. Muslims in India by Abul Hasan Ali Nadwi) 7 Molvi Abdul Rahim Sadiqpuri ( ref. Muslims in India by Abul Hasan Ali Nadwi) Moplah Rebels Deported to Andamans (1922 - 1924) 1 Neliiparamban Alavi Haji 2 Kolaparamban Kunjalavi 3 Kozhisseri Koya Kutty 4 Ambattuparamban Saidalippa 5 Kayakkatiparamb il Kunjeni 6 Machingal Rayin 7 Kuthukallan Kunjara 8 Chungath Athan 9 Variyath Valappil Ahammed Kutty 10 Mattummal Ahammed Kutty 11 Pooyikunnan Marakkar 12 Machincheri Alavi 13 Pokat Koyami 14 Puthampeedikayi l Kunjikader Molla 15 Mukri Kunjayammu 16 Poolakuyyil Kunhi Moideen Kutty 17 Poovakundil Alavi 18 Neehiyil Kunjeedu 19 Aripra Pocker 20 Mattummal Marakkar 21 Chakkupurakkal Kutty Hasan FREEDOM FIGHTERS INCARCERATED IN CELLULAR JAIL (1909-1921) 1 Ali Ahmed Siddiqui Punjab 5 Mujtaba Husain United Province FEEDOM FIGHTERS INCARCERATED IN (CELLUALR JAIL 1932-1938) 181 Md. Ibrahim Alias Tarapada
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