Porn for Girls

I am hoping to be caught in flagrante

while I lie in a mussy bed

with the building heaving

under a heavy Friday night.

Low budget film on channel 40

so I search for porn and blue

and green wavy people straining

my eyes.

And just as I feel my

end is near

when I almost merge

with the two onscreen...

...you are there,

banging

my

door

down.