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Mullah Pat Robertson’s Fatwa

Fazeel Chauhan August 26, 2005

Tags: fanatics , fatwas , mullahs , priests

Bulleh Shah, save me from the Mullah
Mullah’s in bed with the President of nonsense
Together forever, they’re scamming and scheming
Leaving my kids terrorized and screaming
Shooting me with Depleted Uranium
Bombing me with the hell of religious threats

Bulleh Shah, save me from the
Mullah
Mullah’s selling religion for green Moolah
Government loots my paycheck and calls it taxes
Mullah steals my zakaat “for God’s Sake”
Corporations rob me to sell the “pursuit of happiness”
Together forever, they’re scamming and scheming
Leaving my kids hungry and screaming
Converting my own money into an enemy against me

Bulleh Shah, save me from the Mullah
Mullah’s a con man with a sick plan
Giving his blessings to government incorporation
Together forever, scheming and scamming
To keep the public asleep
Calling his facade, “god’s work”
He mesmerizes simple folk to stifle their rising
He sells doses of godliness to drug the masses
Leaving my kids addicted and screaming
For another godly miracle fix,
For another incorporated magic pill
To kill our conscience

Bulleh Shah, save me from the Mullah’s terror
Mullah Robertson gives an execution fatwa
From his “tele-christian” TV network
Saying Chavez of Venezuela
Utters Satanic verses through Telesur
As if Osama threatens through Al-Jazeerah
Like Bush spells information wars through Fox
Together forever, they’re scamming and scheming
Leaving my kids bleeding and screaming

Mullah Rob’ertson robs Christ’s teachings
Repackages them into fanatic fantasies
His “faithful” gobble down the poison and get blinded
Turning themselves into christian fundamentalist taliban
A cult converts government, religion and corporation
into an atomic fundamentalist axis of evil
Mullah Hitler declares jihad on Jews
Mullah Sharon declares jihad on Arafat
Mullah Omar declares jihad on Bush
Mullah Bush declares jihad on Saddam
Mullah Robertson declares jihad on Chavez
Leaving our kids terrorized and screaming
Bulleh Shah, save me from all Mullahs
Christian Evangelical Leader Declares President Chavez of Vanezuela Should Be Executed

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