Could I Handle Two?

As I stood contemplating on that offer just made to me in that salon in Venezuela, I knew that was as close to having sex with two girls at the same time as I was going to get.

What happened was that after my haircut, the hairdresser offered that I could choose between a 10 minute head & shoulder massage or a foot massage. I stood there in silence contemplating the benefits of one versus the other. With my friends’ giggles increasing in volume, the hairdresser decided to intervene in my indecision and offered that one girl would do foot massage on me while the other would do the head massage at the same time. If there ever was a time in my short but uneventful life when the rubber met the road, that was it. And by God I was ready.

As I buckled down to receive simultaneous massages from two girls, my thoughts drifted back to the previous summer. A cursory survey of sexual preferences in that summer among my close male friends had revealed some interesting statistics:

- 60% of them would actively seek to have sex with two girls at the same time

- 30% would not actively seek but would willingly give in if the opportunity presented itself

- Remaining 10% preferred having sex with more than 2 girls at the same time.

Back to salon. Following that intense 10 minute massage session during which those two girls kneaded and squeezed me to their hearts’ content, I made the following 3 observations:

1. With my mind diverted between the enjoyment of massage on feet and the enjoyment of massage on head, it was very hard to enjoy at all

2. There were times when head masseuse would make a really pleasurable maneuver - only to go to waste due to somewhat painful press on my shin by the foot masseuse at the same time

3. During those 10 minutes, I concluded that the only way I could enjoy two girls working on me at the same time was if their rhythm and frequency perfectly matched with each other

In the light of these findings, my preference towards having sex with two girls at the same time is leaning towards a big ’No’. But with my dislike for dogma bordering on abhorrence, I am willing to change my belief if presented with stronger arguments.