Raheel Lakhani October 20, 2007
Tags: benazir bhutto , deal , democracy , humor , satire , musharraf , politics
Jeenay Do Bhutto, Pinky, BiBi, Bey or whatever you like yourself to called because there is no nazeer of yours for sure. You are the only one cut-piece there in the world after Bush and Telephone Hussain, and not to forget Meera and Paris Hilton otherwise.
Jeenay Do Benazir, you have always shouted
your liver out for Democracy and now you are coming back into the power game by a deal with a military dictator.
Jeenay Do Benazir, after the decision of Mushi to drop your corruption charges. You must face the trail for all these corruption charges. Benazir Bhutto, if you are clean, should must face the trials instead of insisting that you are an innocent 'thief'. Thief as formerly said by the President of Pakistan and Robberer, the deserved title that Mr. Cowasjee (whom I respect a lot) has honored u with. Awaam ka paisa kha kha kar aur apne chor corrupt nakarey miyan ko Nelson Mandela keh kar tumko sharam nahi aayi. Shameful indeed. Roti Kapda aur Makaan toh choro, you have made the awaam Shirtless and its their rightful money gives you the power actually.
Ms. Bey, I confess that your rotten Urdu is a treat to listen. When you were PM, I always waited for the news on PTV to get over so I can hear 'Is parcham ke saaye taley hum ek hain' because after that song, it was your speech filled with utmost stupidity and constipated tone which was much hilarious than Simon Cowell's comments that got aired. Your lack of linguistic skills provides the whole awaam of Pakistan bundles of laughter but that isn't a good attribute for being a PM so Jeenay Do Benazir.
Jeenay Do Benazir, supporting and funding Taliban when you were in your uselessly using your power and now using the spread of that force as a reason to condemn Musharraf. Great cunningness, I must admit.
Jeenay Do Benazir because while your party workers and well-wishers(only for the reason that you sponsor them) are dancing on Sindhi tunes outside Bilawal House and you are creating provincial prejudice among people by your silly statements in the interviews.
Jeenay Do Benazir, living in London and Dubai out of your choice surely shows how patriotic and worried are you about your fellow countrymen?! *raises his eyebrows*
Are you Pakistani? You have always been America's chamchee. Uper se you don't even know Urdu. Okay I know that most of the Pakistani awaam don't know the perfect Urdu but still they are far better than you. How can you be a PM when you don't know the national language and have firangi spirit. Benazir you are the DAUGHTER of Bhutto - and not Pakistan - who SLAUGHTERS the Pakistan and its public.
Go and join White House, not for a change. That would be better because at least the innocent Pakistani public will see your true color. Jeenay Do Pinky BB.
With a serious tone, the MASOOM public doesn't know the actual face of Politicians. We know Benazir, who always gave gaaliyan to the best of the worsts Politician, yes he is one, Musharraf is now drooling for a deal to get into power. Such a lota politics! We also know how good was Bhutto. Abusing America doesn't do any good. Some good policies for the public surely does which I don't think he did. He was also corrupt. Both Benazir and Nawaz had their chances where they proved themselves to be pure thags so I don't think they should get another chance. They were there not for democracy but demo-crisis and still I don't see any change. They should be charged for their cases and thrown out of Politics which I know is kind of impossible in our country. PPP claims that they don't believe or respect Judiciary or Law, they want people to decide. Lolz. People who are ignorant or have been bought as a commodity buy not-so-mohtarm mohtarma.
Go Muchi Wala Mushi Go, you are the best out of the worsts. Go improve!
God help Pakistan!
Daastane Dard-e-Khisko: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/30/wpak130.xml
Naraye PPP:
tareekh ka dhara paltay ga
har ghar sey bhutto niklayga
Allah na karey! Bad duyan hi de sakti hai PPP apni awaam ko. Wapis aarahi hai Pinky Karachi Lahore lootney.
Jeenay Do Benazir, you have always shouted
Jeenay Do Benazir, after the decision of Mushi to drop your corruption charges. You must face the trail for all these corruption charges. Benazir Bhutto, if you are clean, should must face the trials instead of insisting that you are an innocent 'thief'. Thief as formerly said by the President of Pakistan and Robberer, the deserved title that Mr. Cowasjee (whom I respect a lot) has honored u with. Awaam ka paisa kha kha kar aur apne chor corrupt nakarey miyan ko Nelson Mandela keh kar tumko sharam nahi aayi. Shameful indeed. Roti Kapda aur Makaan toh choro, you have made the awaam Shirtless and its their rightful money gives you the power actually.
Ms. Bey, I confess that your rotten Urdu is a treat to listen. When you were PM, I always waited for the news on PTV to get over so I can hear 'Is parcham ke saaye taley hum ek hain' because after that song, it was your speech filled with utmost stupidity and constipated tone which was much hilarious than Simon Cowell's comments that got aired. Your lack of linguistic skills provides the whole awaam of Pakistan bundles of laughter but that isn't a good attribute for being a PM so Jeenay Do Benazir.
Jeenay Do Benazir, supporting and funding Taliban when you were in your uselessly using your power and now using the spread of that force as a reason to condemn Musharraf. Great cunningness, I must admit.
Jeenay Do Benazir because while your party workers and well-wishers(only for the reason that you sponsor them) are dancing on Sindhi tunes outside Bilawal House and you are creating provincial prejudice among people by your silly statements in the interviews.
Jeenay Do Benazir, living in London and Dubai out of your choice surely shows how patriotic and worried are you about your fellow countrymen?! *raises his eyebrows*
Are you Pakistani? You have always been America's chamchee. Uper se you don't even know Urdu. Okay I know that most of the Pakistani awaam don't know the perfect Urdu but still they are far better than you. How can you be a PM when you don't know the national language and have firangi spirit. Benazir you are the DAUGHTER of Bhutto - and not Pakistan - who SLAUGHTERS the Pakistan and its public.
Go and join White House, not for a change. That would be better because at least the innocent Pakistani public will see your true color. Jeenay Do Pinky BB.
With a serious tone, the MASOOM public doesn't know the actual face of Politicians. We know Benazir, who always gave gaaliyan to the best of the worsts Politician, yes he is one, Musharraf is now drooling for a deal to get into power. Such a lota politics! We also know how good was Bhutto. Abusing America doesn't do any good. Some good policies for the public surely does which I don't think he did. He was also corrupt. Both Benazir and Nawaz had their chances where they proved themselves to be pure thags so I don't think they should get another chance. They were there not for democracy but demo-crisis and still I don't see any change. They should be charged for their cases and thrown out of Politics which I know is kind of impossible in our country. PPP claims that they don't believe or respect Judiciary or Law, they want people to decide. Lolz. People who are ignorant or have been bought as a commodity buy not-so-mohtarm mohtarma.
Go Muchi Wala Mushi Go, you are the best out of the worsts. Go improve!
God help Pakistan!
Daastane Dard-e-Khisko: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/30/wpak130.xml
Naraye PPP:
tareekh ka dhara paltay ga
har ghar sey bhutto niklayga
Allah na karey! Bad duyan hi de sakti hai PPP apni awaam ko. Wapis aarahi hai Pinky Karachi Lahore lootney.
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