I cannot count the number of Shias in hell. Wow! There are so many of them. But I can count the extremely holy suicide bombers who have killed Shias. God bless their powerful socks! They’re peacefully enjoying the pleasures of heaven. They’re so happy!

I want to make others feel that way too.

So come and kill me! I’m a Shia. A kaafir!

Come on! Don’t you want to be a shaheed? I hold out to you the ticket to heaven. A blissful eternity where thousands of pearl like virgins await to suck your 50-feet-long beards!

Haven’t you heard of that saying?
"Kill one Shia and get heaven free!".

I heard a godly, pure-hearted violent soul try to market us that way. And hey! His campaign was very, very succesful!

So go ahead! Pick up that gun and wrap up that bomb and kill us! Prepare to hear the cries of mothers, sisters, daughters and wives. While we’ll prepare ourselves a bunch of stretchers where they can carry our bloody bones and flesh to hell.