Serving One hostess @ a Time

As we enter PF changs for lunch we get greeted by the usual hot hostess. Now they tend to dress in black no matter what season or time of day. This one had some drag makeup going on and way too many chains hanging from her.. she was fine, very fine.

So my friend who is usualy very spontaneous & witty with pick up lines blurts

"Are you in a hip hop band ?" she just stares back. He adds, too many chains. She responds with the most fake laugh i have witnessed in ages.

I start laughing my ass off.. thats got to be the lamest line i have heard .. we laugh about it and i pick on him throughout lunch. and promise him i will top that on the way out. thats the price of spontaneity.. sometimes you make an ass of yourself.

so on the way out, i say to her in a very thick accent. His english is poor, what he meant is he loves you. More Fake laughs.

I argued that thats just how she laughs ;)

hopefuly we gave her the incident of the day and the bitching material about how her job sucks.. to her loved one.