"Too Bad we didnt have more time to chat. I had a great time. Maybe we can do this again in Norway. Have a pleasant flight"

I get this text message right as i am boarding. I smile and show it to Mark, who laughs and asks so are you going to Norway ?.

2 am. the night before. The lights were all on and Mark had announced just 5 minutes prior that he intended to go berserk. As we are almost walking out of the Bar, he stops by the corner where 4 girls are wrapping up and yells drinks for all of us here. He becomes even louder when teh bar tender told him that they were closing. Mark complained about no last call announcement, upon which he was reminded that thats what the lights meant. In all this girl who happened to be on the other side of Mark made some smart ass comment about his loudness. I commented excuse him he is from Chicago. To which she said, oh i thought it was an american thing.

are you canadian ?. Nope i live in Norway. and i dont know how but within seconds she was dissing Israel and american policies and stupid americans. btw she is american studying poli sci in Norway. why Norway and why that i could figure out, but all this was fkd up enough and fast enough to engage in a conversation. My first thuought "koi urba date kur gaya hay.. is liye khisak gaee hay". But any way she tell me she will come back and run for governor. I assured her that she had my vote. In short she was very crazy and had a total intellectual hardon. oh btw did i mention her sister was there too. Dont worry she wont stay out for too long in this. These Bar Salees are the biggest one night stand hurdles. Anyhow i though i would match her craziness by asking her to dance on an almost empty lit floor. Got outdone, shes said hell with that lets go dance on the street (Okay its setup like a promenade) but still. Sure. Do you know how to Salsa ?. Aah yes. 10 seconds in, she tried to teach me. And at the 13 second, i said, fuck it you dont have enough time to teach me how to dance. Okay so extreme fast forward flirting (maybe instant flirting is a better term) took place where i went back between wow she is cool to she is fucking crazy. In short Good high. This is where the salee had started sending the signals of "time to go". She tries to convince me to stay the wekend. I couldnt. Salee who upto now seemed pretty classy, goes into hip hop hotty mode and along with some gestures says, Kay Playa, Call her. (Poory kee poory family Pagul hay).. Awesome. Thanksgiving would be some much fun.

Earlier that night same bar another worth mentioning incident. Spot two extremely hot Bachis. I tell Mark, if we are goona hit on anyone its them. He tells me thats out of your league. Nothing like a challenge. anyway bachees are very fresh and no attitude and 5 mins in a college ashton kucthra jumps on a seta next to my target. and tells us she has a boyfriend. I assk him are you ?. Nope. Dude this is the girlfiends job, of she is not doing it why are you interveneing. Do you want a budlight. So seeing that the girls dont mind we stick around and keep working her. This guys gets pissed off and yells "i used to Bone her". Shock. the girls. "why are you doing this" . Thats right, this bitch she boned someone else while she was seing me. Brittany (yes that seriously was her name) left. the guys chased her. This was not gona go anywhere. Mark gets ready to see if he needs to beat up the guy. I calm him down. Man this is a game, she is not over him, he is playing her, and this probabaly turns her on. we aint gonna get none.. Lets move.

Earlier.. that same night .. screw it i dont have the patience to write anymore.