that letter from Seesom&schuckster to mantolives!

From
Editor, Subcontinental Cess-pit’s history Section
Seesome&Schuckster
Rat’s Gut


To
Mian Sahbzada Mantolives ibn Sir alexander Hayat
No-where-in-Le Hore
Pakistan

Dear Sir,

Seesome&Shcuckster have recently conducted intensive research on fidning and locating persons with interest and knowledge in Modern history of the flea-pit of the world. As a result of this intensive research, we have identified you as the person to write a book in this specialised area. You have a great perspective and can provide invaluable insights in this, all to often, one-sided presentation by the Indians.

We have tentatively titled "The Strange Affair of Jinnah-Gandhi: The making of Twins, Pakistan and India". You are ofcourse free to change, modify the title to suit your style, and contents.

If you are to take up this offer Seesome&Schuckster will provide you with a similar remunerative contract as that offered by us to esteemed General Purvy-e-Mush. In addition we undertake to make extensive preparations for all the PR including, and not excluding, a slot on Upperah Window-Free, Daily Show, around the world book signing assignments.

This book and its material should be widely dessimated, in order to set matters right and in this endeavour Seesome&Schuckster will be on hand and at your side to see to it that you get what you so rightly deserve.

Please let us know by return post you are willing to undertake such an assignnation, and be prepared to be the undertaker for the Jinnah-Gandhi Story.

Yours Sincerely

Editor, Subcontinental Cess-pit’s history Section
Seesome&Schuckster