Much Ado about Nuffin..Muffin

So the muffin endured a passing catcall or whatever by an "ugly" jinnah looking guy on the stairwell. Muffin got so upset that she reflected upon her genetic makeup (she is a syed or something-a whole different species of people apparently) and got a boy beat up, his bike smashed because of a pass made by young boys. And if her dive into indignance wasn’t enough, she swam across the indignant sea to write and entire article on the topic. SOme might say, she even "flead" across chowk.

Because of this unbelievable bit of writing, which by the way set all kinds of benchmarks for phrase usage like ’ass whopping" and "daring proximity"..the world will be rid of young men making passes at women. But rest be assured that, we will have to endure Ms. Sarwari and her sexual fascination of the Mahatama..just a little while longer. Well...at least until the next episode.