Venus Sparklies #2

Okay so none of my friends want to hear me out. So I’m turning to you now. See, I have a problem. He dumped me three months ago and now, he won’t take my calls. But you see, I know he’s different, he’s not like other guys! He’s special. We had this connection you know, like, you know, a special connection. I don’t think he’s really dumped me. I think he just stepped back to take some time out. That’s okay isn’t it? I tell my friends that but then all they keep saying to me is: ‘But he’s seeing someone else!!’ It doesn’t make sense to me. I’m talking about how special our connection was and they keep telling me he’s seeing someone else. How does that connect in the case of a special connection? So I need you to tell me. Is there something I can do to make my friends understand that really, we have a special connection. I’m not crazy, I’m just the other one in the Special Connection Duo.
- Special


Dear Special

Is there something you can do? How about you go for dinner with the Special Connection Guy and his new girlfriend? While you’re there, you guys can talk about setting their wedding date and then think of names for all the babies they’ll have. Invite all your friends who don’t seem to say sense-making things (“he’s seeing someone”? Really, how ridiculous!) to the dinner too. I mean, what better way to show them the special connection than to shove it in their face?

Afterwards, cross a crazily busy freeway without looking left or right.

And you’ll make a special connection with a speeding car.