Fun hadeeth of the day

So there is this slavegirl - either abducted or born in slavery, she can't remember - doing housework in Zama's house. She is still sore from last night's rape. Having been molested since the age of nine, she is now deemed game for Zama to penetrate. Zama threatened to put her up for prostitution if she does not put out without resistance. To take her mind off Zama's lingering body odor, she is thinking about the boy who smiles at her whenever she turns the corner on the way to the house. After all, he would never treat her like the way Zama does..



"Go get cheese from the Waqqas household" yells Sauda in her ear. She takes off.. No chadar to cover herself.. the boys gawking at her bosom.. Hey, there is that boy in the Waqqas household! Does he live here?!?



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Utba told her how Zama was negotiating a price for her. Zama was going to sell her virginity to the highest bidder. Utba said he loved her. It didn't matter to him that she was a slavegirl. It didn't matter he had no money. He was stealing his own father's camel and selling it in the dark of night in order to bid for her, he said. And right then she knew she loved him too. So she took the risk. She told him the big secret. She was not a virgin anymore. Zama was her first. Utba did not believe her. He doubted her love. That she was holding back. So they made love. It was bloodless love. He hated her. But she loved him still.



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Craziness has engulfed Bacca. People are swearing at Abu Qasim. Our slave-girl couldn't care less. She gave birth to a baby. Zama was overjoyed because it was a boy. But she looked at the baby and she could tell she loves him because he is Utba's. Utba has come around too. He is proud of himself. He says he will buy them both out. He will steal and sell his father's camel in the dark of night if he has to. But for right now, he has to skip town. He and his brother Saad are leaving for Yathrab where they will raid caravans for a living. And no she can't come with them. She gotta take care of his baby. Plus Zama will hunt them both down like dogs, what with all the trouble with Rasoo Lallah. Who is Rasoo Lallah, she asked. He is the most hated man in Becca, Utba said. For he is going to be their chief caravan raider in Yathrab.



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The Muslims are coming, she was told. All she knows is Utba will be coming and taking her away. It has been a long time though. She fantasized about Utba everytime she was made to have sex with different men. And she knew Utba thought about her everytime he had sex with.. other.. GULP! SIGH!



They say, in Yathrab they are allowed 4 wives and all the slave girls they capture. And they have been fighting and winning all the battles! Well she is better than all the those whores, because she bore him the first son. And she was no whore or slave girl for Utba. He is the only man who loved her. Also, it will be good to see Sauda again. Its amazing Mohammad married her. Isn't she like a 100 years old, she chuckled.



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Utba didn't come. His brother Saad did. He wept when he saw Utba's boy. And he drew out a sword like he owned the house. She remembered him being so mousy when they were getting kicked out of Bacca. In the old days, Zama would have castrated the whole Waqqas household, cattle included, if they acted like that. He says the boy is Utba's to take but what about the slavegirl? Will Utba come and get her himself later on? Does he have a camel to sell and pay for her? Don't the Muslims own the whole Hijaaz now?



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Well, its not over yet. Zama's son ran barefoot after Saad and her boy, claiming that the boy was born under Zama's roof and was like a brother to him. Some brother, she thought! That Abu never let up on her son, beating him day and night and now he wants to be his brother? How about not having sex with the mother of his 'brother'? Some motherfucker this Abu bin Zama is. She was finally bitter.



Abu bin Zama fooled Mohammad, she was told. Her son will be returned to the Zama household for the back breaking labor that all 'brothers' of Abu have to do. She would have to wait for Utba to steal someone's camel and come over to buy her.



Sauda came home after a long, long time. And now she is going to wear a veil whenever her son is around. That's a nice resolution to the whole saga: put a veil on yourself Sauda, for this kid who you thought was your brother is not your brother and everyone else go on living your lives as before. Nothing else changed. Nothing ever does.



This is so unfair, she thought. She was lured into having sex; carried the child and then raised him. Now Utba and Saad want her son but the son was awarded by this Rasoo Lallah guy to Abu, the motherfucker! She doesn't even have access to Rasool Lallah to forward her case. What about Ayesha? She is Rasoo Lallah's favorite wife. But what can she do for a slave girl, anyways?

Volume 3, Book 46, Number 710

Narrated 'Aisha:

Utba bin Abi Waqqas authorized his brother Sad bin Abi Waqqas to take the son of the slave-girl of Zam'a into his custody, telling him that the boy was his own (illegal) son. When Allah's Apostle went (to Mecca) at the time of the Conquest, Sad took the son of the slavegirl of Zam'a to Allah's Apostle and also brought 'Abu bin Zam'a with him and said, "O Allah's Apostle! This is the son of my brother 'Utba who authorized me to take him into my custody." 'Abu bin Zam'a said, "O Allah's Apostle! He is my brother, the son of Zam'a' slave-girl and he was born on his bed." Allah's Apostle looked at the son of the slave-girl of Zam'a and noticed much resemblance (to 'Utba). Allah's Apostle said, "It is for you, O 'Abu bin Zam'a as he was born on the bed of your father." Allah's Apostle then told Sauda bint Zam'a to observe veil in the presence of the boy as he noticed the boy's resemblance to 'Utba and Sauda was the wife of the Prophet.