Someday we will look back and laugh

Hostile injuns decrying the fate of Pakland are beggining to sound like global warming deniers. Scientifically speaking Paki uncles are a good barometer of whats happening in the world at large (and by that i mean Pakistan). And the uncles are winning my friends, let there be no doubt.

There is a swagger ...a spring ...a sauciness in the paki uncles of late. It would be a great mistake to discount this as tharkiness sans any further contemplation.

Some are rejoicing that CJ has trumped Mandela and others that american lawyers (likely most of paki origin) have displayed the fabled honor amongst thieves (ok its the same person on both accounts).

"They" are taking on their arch nemesi on the internet swinging like young bucks or charging like male peacocks ...wild flashes of blue ...fire..noise...signifying the freedom of the paki people.... and yet they still find time to write brave, rogue, inuendoed verses to a feared and evil dictator, leaving us all gasping for breath.

Its all quite endearing. Meanwhile our jihad correspondant tells us the 15 year old virgin seakers army has taken over yet another town in the north. It has been suggested that a row of convents might serve as a last line of defence (sort of like a virtual cross to attacking vampires) . I disagree. Catholocism is unnatural and defunct. We should unleash the wildest most untamed force known to Pakistan - the singing dancing CJ pujari. this new religion of complete denial has everything you need to succeed in Pakistan
corrupt feudals, meaningless slogans
and ofcourse

american backing !!!