Standing up for Governor's right to quality sex...

Personally I am all for sex. The more sex we men have, the more we doze off, which keeps us away from killing people and harming the environment. Which brings me to my life long cause of promoting condoms that are manufactured using biodegradable material. The condoms made from the synthetic material that we flush down our toilets eventually end up in our oceans choking fish and other marine life and causing untold damage to the ecosystem. But I digress.

So from that perspective I am happy for Governor Spitzer that he got laid. What gets my goat though is the dichotomy that exists between preaching and practice. For example:

- a senator who had the most stellar record in introducing some of the most anti-homosexual resolutions in the senate was later caught soliciting homosexual sex in an airport restroom

- The Jesus [turn-the-other-cheek] Christ loving baptists cant stop talking about the sanctity of life when it comes to abortions, yet have no problem cheering deaths in the form of unjust wars on other people

- Chudtahai and his like-minded hindoos spend endless hours worrying whether paki girls were going to school or not, yet their own daughters and sisters dont even get to pop their heads out of their wives and mothers' bunds, thanks to millions of abortions every year of female festuses

- Spitzer had propagated himself as a fervent moralist. He hounded NYSE chairman Richard Grasso for having an "improper" relationship with his secretary, yet here he was found giving an appropriate, and if you ask me, a well deserved fukking to a hooker.

But I think Spitzer's "betrayal of trust" pales in comparison to the betrayal of trust by the thugs and the liars and the killers that are currently ruling and brainwashing America. Having good sex with a prostitute seems virtuous in comparison to sending other people's children to distant wars, while yourself being a draft dodger.

Spitzer should not be made to resign for having quality sex. Rather he should be humiliated for his hypocrisy. He should be required to appear on the show of that cock-eyed Larry King - the guy who has made a career out of innocuously asking the most lurid details of personal lives of his hosts. Larry King, for the benefit of the masturbators around the world, should facilitate a live discussion accounting for each juicy minute of the one hour that Kristen spent with the governor in Room 871 in DC.

Let this be the silver lining in this fiasco for all those who feel "betrayed" by Governor Spitzer's fukking.

Author is a founding member of Soceity for the Promotion of Good'ol Sex