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Too Many Indians!
With all the attention focused on Bhindians and Hingboos, I thought that I would recycle one of my favorites. I came up with this one several years ago on Chowk. I hope the rookies enjoy this and the old-timers can notice some of the new lines.
Too Many Indians:
Angry white woman at KMART blue light special sale - "Too many Indians!"
Injured immigration official handing out H1B visas - "Too many Indians!"
Worried investor on Wall Street looking at hordes of financial gurus - "Too many Indians!"
Concerned Gen. Custer at Little Big Horn - "Too many Indians!"
Tired exotic dancer performing community lap dance for a single $10 bill - "Too many Indians!"
Frustrated customer after losing argument over the phone with customer "service" - "Too many Indians!"
Nauseated German tourist visiting Jackson Heights - "Too many Indians!"
Beleaguered Trojan sales rep handing out free condoms - "Too many Indians!"
Disgusted USDA inspector giving away free sub-grade beef - "Too many Indians!"
Disappointed Bill Gates at Microsoft United Way charity fundraiser - "Where are all the Indians?"
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