Sadna didi, now for some good news

First, a note of appreciation:

I have found you to be one of the most civil interactors on chowk. Never seen you in any major danga fasad, and you have always left the discussion rather than jump in the pigsty to battle it out, and that makes you appear stronger and more dignified . I respectfully continue to disagree with the corrupt data that you base your fine analysis on

Now to other matters:

Since your contract as Auntie Agony is expiring at chowk, may I interest you in another position?

See it is sad to see a good Sadna go to waste in India. If you were working for pakistan, your considerable talent of presenting the facts, would have the Talibans continue to look like the freedom fighters of the Regan fame. The ISI would look like a humanitarian organization, and the Kargil excursion would look like a rescue mission to save lives of "flooding" victims.

So how about it?

And what should be the job title of such a position?