Parachi gone wild

Nadeem Paracha {"The male-female ratio of the population is 50-50, even though, according to local traditions in the north, women do not exist. Only men and goats. Certain NGOs operating in the north want to change this perception and the locals have agreed only if the government of Pakistan declared women to be satanic abominations engineered by Hindu Fanatics, Christian Crusaders, Wily Jews and Hamid Karzai."}

Nadeem,
First of all, let me compliment you on some quite humorous and interesting passages. I did enjoy your witty and clever injection of satire - especially when you abruptly abandoned the continuity with disclaimers and used total nonsense as cover. Well done.

The only sensible man ever to be born with the name Hamid is our own Hamidumdum Sahib - Karzai is a foolish idiot bordering on totally gay appearance.

On the topic of NGOs, I have nothing against them except that I want most of them enslaved and then made to work long hours in Chinese massage parlors.