India Da Punjab..Hassi Jaao Tey Rukko Na..

1 Darya k tufam mein sahil sey mauj nikalti hai Aur sardar jab Jhoorda kholein to Juoon(lice) ki fauj nikalti hai

2 fauji afsar sardar recruit sey,"agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?" "Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN"

Sardar Askd The Qua?Ification 4om BeautiFul Girl. Girl Replied: "Double M.A" . . Sardas Askd:Kyun Pehla Galat Ho Gya Tha?

Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao. Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho. T.T: Ye To Purani He. Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it?s legs only?
Sardar:I don?t know.
Examiner:You failed, what?s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name