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The ISI and the baybus President.

Posted: Aug 6, 2008 Wed 09:56 pm     Views: 346    Interacts: 5

Responding to Urstruly!

Now I think you are smoking something. The chain reaction that started by the NY Times article about the ISI was just to use the ISI name. The whole article and the hue and cry afterwards were all about the Pak army.

But the ISI is now entering the folklore of the spy agencies of the world.

Let me be a little sarcastic here. There are so many rogue elements in the ISI now that one wonders how that organization can even do anything right.

Here is a list of identified ISI rogue elements:

1. The ISI elements that have for the last ten years ensured that every single bomb blast in India has proper ISI stamp on it. The ISI masterminded every single cycle bomb in India. They even buy the right bicycles with special carriers for the bombs.

2. The ISI elements that train and manage the mujs for the Kashmir Jihad-India has all the proof.

3. The ISI elements that run the training camps for the Kashmir fighters and the poor India has to use 700,000 strong regular and semi-military to just control those finely and admirably trained few thousands that have the Indian army busy for the last 10 or more years.

4. The ISI elements that managed the afghan war and then managed the Taliban.

5. The rogue elements in the ISI that are still managing the Taliban and that makes Bush so unhappy that he asks the dumb PM of Pakistan to control the ISI.

6. The rogue elements in the ISI that are so out of control that they have the US, NATO and the afghan army at the end of their patience and wits in Afghanistan and FATA.

7. The ISI that has a political wing in Pakistan that manages the politics in Pakistan since 1954.

8. The ISI has a special “JI pick up” squad which kidnaps the Alqaeeda/JI operatives from all over Pakistan and hands them over to the Americans for millions of bucks each.

9. If that was not enough, the ISI has operatives that plant bombs in Kabul, Delhi, Bombay, Bangalore, Ahmadabad and Benaras. They also sent Suicide bombers to Indian embassy in Kabul.

If your sarcasm meter is not sufficiently high yet, then let me tell you some more about the ISI.

1. The US provides all the money, equipment and training to the ISI officers but has no idea about the rogue elements that have managed to outwit such luminous intelligence agencies like the CIA, RAW, KHAD or RAM, the DIA, the NSA and the Iranian agency, the Russian agencies and all agencies from China.

2. The slavish Pak army is doing whatever it can to meet the US desire to keep Mush as the President of Pakistan but would not fire rogue elements that have denied the US victory in Afghanistan.

3. The COAS of the Pak army is so subservient to the US that he changes the whole government policy over a phone call but he can’t fire a few rogue ISI officers.

4. Recall that the US and the Indian media has been talking about the rogue ISI elements for the last several years but have no power to force the Pak army COAS (mush and Kiyani both) in the last 8 years.

5. The whole Pak army is run on the US money but the poor US has no influence over the Pak army. In fact, the US President is so baybus and Majboor that he has to ask the powerful Pakistani PM Gilani to fire some ISI guys.

6. The premier US intelligence agency CIA with many accomplishments including the Indonesian coup, the Chilean coup and the Iranian coup in 1953 just to name a few has been rendered so helpless by the rogue elements in the ISI that it has to brief two petty Journalists to write a complaint in the New York Times, the premier newspaper of the US.


Is this ISI some intelligence agency or the ONLY super Power of the world that no one can do any thing to it?

Besides that the ISI was possibly also behind the 9-11 and the Anthrax attacks in 2001.

This is so unfortunate that a US scientist had to commit suicide because his link to the ISI was finally discovered by the FBI.

The FBI did a great job and just took it 7 short years to figure out only one person had the access to anthrax and he worked just around the corner in Maryland and obviously his links to the ISI would be all over the media in just days!(btw, Bruce Ivins was a Muslim and Pakistani too!)



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Posted by pavocavalry on Monday August 11, 2008 03:23 am
good HP but look at the failures :--

1-failure to detect indian tank division in 1965.
2-failure to find out indian incursion in siachen for 6 months while indians came at leisure in siachen and captured 35 miles of territory
3-total failure in old east pakistyan in 1947-71 while they had all their fingers stuck in zig zag indian a_____s in NEFA and Assam
4-total failure in afghanistan from 1992 to 1996

Posted by ijaz_gul on Thursday August 7, 2008 08:40 am
You missed the Islamic Revolution of Iran. It was brought about to threaten Soviet Russia with Muslims. But the Ayatulla's did not oblige later.
Posted by Eklavya on Thursday August 7, 2008 06:46 am
Excellent note, HP Sahib.

ISI, as part of Pakistani military system, is just an intelligence gathering organization, like any other in the world. Too many outsiders credit it with many things outside of Pakistan's borders and too many Pakistanis believe it to be doing far too much inside of Pakistan.

Posted by kaptain on Thursday August 7, 2008 12:27 am
3 Stars on each shoulder of ISI..
Posted by zeemax on Wednesday August 6, 2008 11:17 pm
Good one!

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