Salim's tough choice this November

Why I am switching my vote from Obama to McCain?
Topic started by Salim_Chauhan on Sep 26, 2008 11:00:20 am
Let's face it, McCain is in deep doodoo. The bailout and McCain's financial wisdom being not much better than the Goldman Suck's TP replenisher are burying the ancient Senator from the Grand Canyon. Now, the various excuses for avoiding a duel with the Kenyan from Hawaii and the prospect of Palin getting a new one from Joe (thanks, Scout) are all coming together to ensure that Laura gets a thorough exit inspection of the White House from the Colored First Lady, Michelle.

Therefore, I have decided to switch my crucial support to McCain. Why? Because, in the final analysis, when the chips are down, I don't want future generations of Chowkies to buy into the "misogynist" propaganda spread about me by some leading ladies of Chowk. When asked "Where was Salim when Sarah Palin, the first female President of the United States, was first running for high office?" I want the answer to be "Salim voted for McCain merely because he wanted Sarah Palin to become the first female President of the United States." A heartbeat is a terrible thing to waste.