Some observations and some IOUs

Some observations and some IOUs

The topics of discussion on UP have really improved. They are so interesting that I am recently spending most of my limited Chowk time in reading your threads rather than starting my own. Congratulations, Chowkies, you have stepped up to mediocrity from the utterly dull and boring threads about lipsticks on sows, fat mominass consuming raw meat, tearing new ones, and birth control for mice and spiders. Equally annoying are the lengthy copy & paste pollutants that border on outright plagiarism and are so numerous that the plagiarist herself cannot be expected to have read them all. Let's cast those aside too, as most of you have already done.

I applaud this new direction. Please keep it going and refrain from nonsense.

As for the altercation between Cliftonbridge and 111, I must support Rabia. I have always been partial to the name Rabia, possibly because of the saint from Basra who set the standard for femininity (sorry Atif - but I can't seem to compel myself to write feminity). Lately, however, Paki girls don't know how to live up to that wonderful name. :(

Now some IOUs:

Thank you Loha Bhai, for your warm welcome. Yes, sometimes, especially in the past, I have felt like Jesus Christ Superlamb - dying on the cross of Chowk for the sins of others. However, this was more obvious in the past, during the nightmare we now know as the reign of the tyrant and miscreant known as Temporal the Asshull. Lately, through the Grace of a Merciful God and the antics of the biologically female but morally deficient, and profanely vicious and abusive dental assistants and academic imposters, I am no longer the anointed one. I do thank you for your kind words.

Bloomy, thank you for questioning the hatred the evil-doers display for my brothers and me. They hate us because, like the terrorist traitors that they really are, they hate themselves. In their mindless pursuit of violence and hatred, laced with profanity and character assassination, they can't distinguish between friend and foe, ally and enema, momin and lessmin. Their blindness will make them fall and their rage will set them afire. May the traitors continue to betray each other as they are doing already.


Zaman Sahib, thank you for your valiant defense of my objectivity, honesty, and courage in speaking up. As I have always maintained, I mince no words when it comes to reminding the miscreants that they are the objects of my honest and courageous attempt to silence their profanity with a shining mirror that reflects on them what they pollute on others.

Cheema Sahib, I appreciate your excellent feedback about desi perspectives about assimilation in the UK. On another occasion, I would like to share my own viewpoints regarding the desi "Diaspora" in the Americas - something of which I have both knowledge and experience. I enjoyed reading your thread and various posts on this topic.