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Atif keeps enriching the English language ...

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 Fri 09:09 am     Views: 120    Interacts: 0

Atif keeps enriching the English language ...

Atif,
You are doing for the English language what the bitter lemon has been doing to three languages in reverse.
Thank you for coining BREAKFASTGATE and CHUDHAREE. :D

I hereby confer upon yu the patents for both of these discoveries. Chowkies are instructed, under threat of litigaton, to give you proper credit for the use of these words.

...and BTW you were brilliant in showing Kalloo the map of Turkey with the Mediterranean Sea washing its southern coast. But then, maybe the presence of Turkish Cyprus right in the middle of the eastern center of Club Med may have smoked his Greek pork souvlaki ass. :D

{"indeed this breakfastgate is now eclipsing basic math fiasco in sheer depth of stupidity"} :D

salim, you said it!
Topic started by atif2 on Jul 2, 2009 10:42:20 pm
{"indeed, this dynamic dhui-duo aka kulharee and chudtahai (chudharee for short) has taken the incompetence and stupidity to a new low by breaking their own old records. while kulharee has resigned to the fact that his stupidity is terminal, chudtahai is still in denial mode, and hence his claims of walking backwards upon seeing celebrities.

chowk is a highly competitive environment and one cannot fuk up in basic math or geographty and expect compassion and mercy. i am glad i played some part in educating kulharee about 'near east' and the exact location of greece "} :D


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