A Unique Group of Atheist Extremists

A Unique Group of Atheist Extremists

I have heard (don't make me cart Bobby Jindal's Bible collection) that there is a group of extremists who have banded together and have some peculiar behavior:

They shave five times a day
They force their women to go totally naked - not allowing even jewelry to distract from their natural attributes.
They take the name of their UnGod in vain
For one whole month they continuously eat from dawn to dusk and engage in sex while eating. The other 11 months they eat to excess too but not as much as during the month of feasting.
Once a year they get together to skinny dip in the holy rivers of the world. The last great meeting was in the Upper Nile where they lost half their members due to zealot crocs.
They have been known to bear false witness while they covet their neighbors' wives and family jewels.
Most of them even dishonor their mothers in the most sexually explicit manner while almost 10-15% tend to molest their own fathers - something becoming more and more acceptable in the modern era.