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Trigger the Coup with Hot Zoo !!!
Now that the beastly foundations have been firmly laid, grounded and entrenched and our most (in) competent and (un)worthy expert Mr. Fouz is sweating day in and out (duly supported by KESC surprise shutdowns and UPS breakdowns ) to work out the pathetic financial and (ill) legal modalities, and with all the girls, ‘barbie dolls’ and ‘butterflies’ roaming around to take care of dancing, singing and stuff during the hot, perspiring, stinking and irritating month of ‘July’, ( with due apology ) its about time we launch ourselves into a full scale enterprising membership seeking promo with a big bang.
Join the Coup with Hot Zoo !!!
All those aspirant of wasting their precious time at chowk and possessing slightest of carnivorous instinct capable of biting, gnawing or devouring are entitled to apply for the membership in complete confidence. The fee structure that is due to be finalized before last date of filing of tax returns by Fouz , we assure would be most irrational and illogical. Members would be forced to pay on ‘as is where is basis’ and would be charged on the manifestation of their bullying abilities.
Candidates would be evaluated and assessed upon their ogre-ic abilities by none other then Madam President who is most (un) humbly back from french leave and has unceremoniously seized charge of the Chair and the baton together. Her majesty would be the sole judge of the merit and her verdict would be final and binding for all and sundry. The (un)able second chain of command with hands on experience would, however, always be available to aggravate any ugly situation. For diverse infant species and members, she would oblige by taking some time off her decrying schedule to provide timely and much needed ‘nappy service’ to the whimpering ones.
Limited membership !!!
The first three applicants are entitled to the lifelong below the belt song molestation service.
So be the first one now without another waste of a second!!!!
Join the dream team and book your birth before departing for heaven or hell……
Welcome to the zoo. Here comes another party animal…….Finally
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Yeah you seemed to be missing the party.Glad you joined the party, Hot Zoo (PHT) and the boat.
You are already a distinguished member and a serious contender to earn a place in board of governors and governesses.
Extra pair of hands, eyes and ears ( minds are a rare commodity ) are much needed and are always welcome.
The start ups' ( Hot Zoo and SMI ) management comprises of volunteers and self starters and is looking for all sorts of help to establish itself.
Over to Madam President, tahir and honourable cabinet members now for more details.
quite a party going on! :)
Hilarious write up. Made it look like an expression of sinful lack of taste to not ask for a form right away :)
Good going guys. Please lemme know if you need an extra pair of hands in the club management tasks. As for the memebership, I believe I'll have to wait to become of the age to appreciate the show. Yeah, my loss!
Any help required in liasion?
Here take the candy! And stop blushing NOW :)
Now these glasses of iced water are making me sweat ( and blush ). Keep the supply on to keep me cool and where is my candy ?
Fouz
That's kool and creative. Of course take into account the (much needed) corrections/suggestions outlined by tahir
tahir
Why Ed ? For obvious lack of Education ?
Yes I have been blown off(guard) by July.Does that merit translation of another lyrical hit ?
A just word of wisdom and warning from you for over zealous and sweltering July :)
Mont Blanc
Eagerly await your ilog.
No.I would never like to know how exciting it is :)
Any more ideas/slogans..... house ?
UP is the place to discuss the relative benefits of corn (i)n porn because I am sure there are some unaccompanied fathers here who may take an entirely different and twisted (ooouch!) meaning of the above. :p
You don’t know how exciting it is. Wait for my next i-log.
Anytime Anywhere!!
I think 'We convert yesterday's songs into tomorrow's porn' is just about right (I said, JUST), but I object to your twisting the word CORN to suit that knee(fairy-U.S.) purpose of yours! You ought to see beyond the RETURNs!
Since all the videos come through the courtesy of You Tube, we might want to consider the new twist to THEIR slogan:
Broads(cost too much to) Yourself
Or better, the variant that Chowq Stuffed would take us to the court of Justice Choee for:
Unf.....ing idil(do)ism since 2009
Anyway, I'll leave the final decision to the (e)steamed penal of perverts.
:)
"articles of association and memorandum of understanding!"
Are you sure the correct term is 'articles' and not another one that sounds startlingly similar?
In addition, what about memorandum?—a long lost friend would have said 'memo(to the)rundum'.
:)
Ice Candy man? I guess a bit of your (manhole) cover has been blown by our Night in Smiling Arm(her)!
Have you been passing lollies to Lolly Wood Lolitas and laughing aloud behind a Lahori?
:)
PS: July, beware of ammi(tators) that look like their Abu Jees!
We yap; you rap!
Come with dirtiness in your mind and go with a song in your heart!
We convert yesterday's songs into tomorrow's porn!
Come in people!
Thank you for making me the pioneer and founder member of 'Hot Zoo' etc....I hereby pledge to waste more precious time at chowk :)
...stop thinking of July and you won't feel the heat...M will never get over July, but you can Del!
Here here's another glass of chilled water :)
"Bring it on we shall wring your song!......" ( like none other )
Conveying unique selling point (USP) of Song Molestation Inc (SMI) while it subtly touches upon the element of differentiation....No ? Come on! Come up with more creative ideas guys.
:P
any ideas, guys?
Congrats on being the pioneer and founder member of 'Hot Zoo' and 'Song Molestation Inc.':)
Sorry bro ( Fouz ). I lost my hat somewhere in the heat of July.All I need now is a glass of iced water. :)
Can join hands now to frame these articles of dis association and memorandum of miss understanding.
Were you not supposed to be busy taking your hats off while we were working out the song molestation inc. articles of association and memorandum of understanding!
BaRay afsoas ki baat hay!
:(
"hot, perspiring, stinking and irritating month of ‘July’"....the apology is much appreciated!
:)
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