Munnay k abba

Munnay ke abba,

I thought you said something about certain Pakistani momins like Atif, Reza, Shermast, Pappu,Bloomy, and Salim shouldn't feel so self-confident in the face of dhoti-clad, tech savvy, gobar in the armpits, kaala chanRi but gora waanabee Bhindus.

You implied that we should kiss their hardly washed train-wrecked black bums just because these Injuns have sixty six noble Scandinavian scalps than our solitary mirzai topi.

Well even though we are sincere Pak Momins, we'll be damned if we will be intimidated by some Edison, NJ Pakis awed by the success of their Gujju FOB spice merchants. Just because a few Pakis in Lunndi Kuttal grow their hair long and flog mominass fannies in public doesn't mean that we give up T-bones and NY strips.

Next you will probably insist that I go along with Sadna DidiKs irrational rhetoric just because Neembu can't write her real name in English