The 2009 Sir Syed Ahmed Khan Award Goes To ...

The 2009 Sir Syed Ahmed Khan Award Goes To Salim Ahmed Chauhan.

Yes, I have successfully influenced Pak Chowkies, and quite a few Indians too, in the improvement of their English grammar and spelling. If you notice, the discussion of the Malaysian girl is now focused on "caning" instead of "canning." Leading Indian political pundits are no longer insisting that Jinnah Sahib was trying to "insure" that the Muslims of Hindustan attained freedom.

Unfortunately, all my diligence and persistence has not resulted in a positive "affect" on the paindoo who attended the "best" schools in Lahore. The reason I have used her as an example to reinforce proper grammar is her grotesque and abusively condescending treatment of Nadia. During their infamous altercations, the paindoo from Lahore kept harping about her superior command of English and continued to demean Nadia over English grammar. Therefore, I hope she is humbled by this experience and learns to tolerate and respect other people's situations.

Now, regarding the nonsense posted by Slyder, nb, shore, barbadi, kulharee, and other similarly biased "my team - right or wrong" cheerleaders, your opinions are about as useful as Sadman Houston's chamchas' salutes during the last few days of his rule.

As for the Punju/Mojo fights, we have been there before, it is boring, and I am not going to provide any encouragement to either side of total losers.

Go forth and multiply (all except Chaltahai)

Sincerely,
Salim Ahmed Chauhan