my advice to all single men - get yourself a girl!

it is hard to believe but until just a few months ago i too was a single, suicidal, hot headed man with aimless days and shameless nights.

But ever since SoHo happened, there has been an astonishing degree of change in my life. I am more focused, responsible, jolly, lively, kinder, gentler, chivalrous in my daily life, and i always tuck in my shirt. there is an aura of maturity and responsible citizenry about me. suddenly I have started to give a fuk about local issues such as school board and stuff, since it's a matter of our future children's learning and development. heck, i cant wait for January to come along so i can pay my taxes for this year.

gone are the days of heated debates on meaningless topics such as politics, religion, two nation theory. now whenever I see chowk's pages thundering with thousands of authoritatively chattering voices clamoring to make oh-so-important points or just straining and jostling to be heard, i let out a chuckle and pick up my phone to call my girl in NYC.

planet's most important issues need to be discussed with her - such as where to meet for our next dinner.