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Adventures of Mirza Bhai - Vol IV (That thing about Mohammadi Begum):

Posted: Oct 28, 2009 Wed 08:51 am     Views: 191    Interacts: 14



(Source: Roohani Khazain Volume 5, Pages 324/5: http://www.alislam.org/urdu/rk/rk-5-13.pdf)

Translation:

“I am making not one, but six predictions:

(1) I will be alive at the time of the wedding of Muhammadi Begum.

(2) Mirza Baig will also be alive at the time of the wedding of his daughter.

(3) Mirza Baig will die within three years of the date of the wedding.

(4) The Groom will also die within two and half years of the date of the wedding.

(5) Muhammadi Begum will remain alive until she becomes my wife.

(6) Despite disagreement of all her relatives, she will finally marry me."


As it turned out, however, Muhammadi Begum married an orthodox Muslim, Mirza Sultan Ahmad. They lived together for forty years after Ghulam Ahmad's death in 1908. Mirza Sultan Ahmad finally died in 1948 and Muhammadi Begum died in 1966, decades after Ghulam Ahmad's prophecies.


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Posted by zeemax on Thursday October 29, 2009 08:56 pm
sattar2 Bhai,

"I checked your reference … about jihad and appropriate gifts … and found it to be a fabrication."

LoL .. and that's it Bhai? Are we just supposed to take your word for it, or do you have the scanned page?

Produce page 19 of Tableegh-i-Risalat from where you found it. Now it's the seventh time I'm asking you.

While you're at it, also let me know what the Urdu word 'Hamila' means. LoL
Posted by sattar2 on Thursday October 29, 2009 09:46 am

zee bhai,

I checked your reference … about jihad and appropriate gifts … and found it to be a fabrication. Ask your ullema to substantiate their claims; merely making things up and associating them to p. 19 doesn’t count (grin).

I have also explained away Mirza Sahib’s incomplete quote about Jesus of the Bible, that you had posted. And you have no argument left. Hey, I am only trying to help you ...

Mirza is raised in the spirit of Issa-ibne-Marriam, and this is what the quote is saying. Now what? However if you think the actual Issa will return in flesh and blood, that’s your belief and I am alright with it.

You have failed to make your case … and failed 3 times already. Once you accept this, then we can move on. Deal? (grin)

Sorry zee bhai, but you are becoming a bitter, obsessive loser. Not that there’s anything wrong with it … it takes all kinds of idiots to make life interesting … (LOL).

Posted by zeemax on Wednesday October 28, 2009 10:07 pm
sattar2 Bhai,

I'm really having serious doubts about your sanity. You really believe the audience here is blind. Don't you? Or perhaps you think you can confuse the readers and make them scroll back to the previous threads? One of the two.

Which reference turned out to be fabrication? You didn't provide anything to counter my claim except the usual verbal innuendo. My reference stands till proven wrong.

Mirza himself wrote he bacame pregnant (hamila) with Jesus and remained that way till ten months. I posted the relevant scan of his book from the official ahmadi site without any comment from me as the words are clear.

Now tell me, what was this thing about Muhammadi Begum? Did mirza bhai get pregnant with the soul of Muhammadi Begum as well? But had to abort it because she refused to be born? And himself died in the process?

C'mon ... now it's the sixth time I'm asking you to no avail.
Posted by tahir on Wednesday October 28, 2009 01:22 pm
Hey Stutter-2:

Come to my blog.

Kabhi meri guli aya karo!
Posted by sattar2 on Wednesday October 28, 2009 01:19 pm

Sorry zee bhai, but it does not work that way. Let’s pause for a moment and take stock …

The first reference you posted turned out to be a fabrication … which is pitiful.

Since then, you have posted two more references: One where Mirza Sahib discussed Jesus of the Bible … which got Urstruly also excited. The next one was about Mirza Sahib becoming pregnant with Jesus … (how silly can you get?). I explained away both these references … and there were no further objections.

And now you have come up with another issue; this one about Muhammadi Begum. Tell me ... is this the sequence followed by your web-mullah also (grin)?

But zee bhai, before you raise another issue, you need to concede that you bungled up on the first 3 attempts. Deal? Or will you now ignore your earlier screw-ups and try to move on ...?

… but like I said, it doesn’t work that way … (grin)
Posted by tahir on Wednesday October 28, 2009 11:24 am
The hallmark of a fake prophet: all he predicts comes to naught in the end.

The man who married Muhammadi Begum went and fought in WW1 (MGAQ said he would not return alive!) and returned alive to live with his wife for many years.

The religious innings played in public between MGAQ and other scholars also led the former to saying that ‘if I am lying, may the angel of death claim him earlier’. A very famous scholar of that time prayed too and outlived MGAQ, proving the liar correct at least on one account!

There are so many Q-tales but why waste time?—instead, study the Qur’an well. I encourage readers to understand how deceitful MQAQ was; his followers will ask Allah (as the Qu'ran states) for twice the punishment (on D-Day) for having been led astray.

May the Q-lot be guided aright.
Posted by zeemax on Wednesday October 28, 2009 11:08 am
Prisoner24601,

LoL! But where's sattar2 Bhai? I miss him.
Posted by Prisoner24601 on Wednesday October 28, 2009 11:01 am
mirza bhai really didnt take no for an answer when the girl told him to fukk off!
Posted by zeemax on Wednesday October 28, 2009 09:58 am
echoboom,

Thanks. These people's entire culture consists of maan/behen ki gaaliyan as preached by their mirza bhai and evidenced throughout his literary works.
Posted by echoboom on Wednesday October 28, 2009 09:47 am
ZEEMAX:

ENJOY!

=========================================================
Bismillah al-Rehman al-Raheem

Dear Brothers in Islam

Assalamo alaikum

Ahmadiyya leadership, and public alike, has been boasting of their examplery character. How far such claims are true can be easily judged by looking at the writings of Mirza Ghulam A. Qadiani and their correspondence with me. As a further proof I am presenting here an audio recording of the telephonic conversation with the Ahmadiyya Headquarters in London. It took place some years ago.

Conversation is with the chief of security, Major Mahmood and the other with another of his associate. I am sure that devout long standing Ahmadis would recognize their voices and not start accusing me of forgery.

Caution!! This recording
contains some highly obscene words being used by the Qadiani/Ahmadi, which
a decent person would not like to hear. Those whose sensitivites are likely
to be hurt by such language, should abstain from hearing this conversation.

 


Conversation with an Ahmadi
(Part 1)







Conversation with an Ahmadi
(Part 2)


(Click here to download the Real Audio
needed for listening to these conversations)


Wassalam

Dr. Syed Rashid Ali

July 8th, 1998





Posted by zeemax on Wednesday October 28, 2009 09:31 am
Well sattar Bhai? What do you say about this?
Posted by zeemax on Wednesday October 28, 2009 09:19 am
"God will make her a widow and turn her towards me".

WoW!
Posted by zeemax on Wednesday October 28, 2009 09:17 am
I think so, but ask mirza Bhai.
Posted by Jugni on Wednesday October 28, 2009 08:55 am
was Muhammadi Begum at least 6 year old at the time of the Nikah?

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