Adventures of Mirza Bhai - Vol V (Cures a guy of wet dreams):

Thanks for clarifying, echo. And all this time I was thinking you were an Ahmadi (lol) ...

But you must admit ... the way you told your story, it squarely applies to zee bhai. No??

For the ones with Acute Comprehension Disorder:

The turd is Mirza Ghulaami-Farangi.

… oh-ho bhai … itni se baat …!

… it is zee bhai who is demanding the image of page 19 (sigh) … so the story applies to him very well. Thanks for the narration, echo sahib.

I could tell “crap” the moment zee posted a fabricated quote. But alas, now zee bhai is not satisfied … and he wants to go all the way to verify. I am alright if he wants to eat crap … but that’s between him and his web-mullah (LOL) …

Haaa Haaa haaa!

Investigate further, bring references, Investigate, Investigate.....till you prove that I am right...until then you're wrong.


Two men were walking through a Park. One was known as Mr. reference-till-death (RTD). They came across something brownish on the grass, shaped like a hot dog.

Mr. RTD's nose-eyes-ears perked! Hey let us check out this stuff. The other told him to move on..it,s nothing but a dog turd. RTD was not convinced. He bent down, looked closely and said " yaa it does seem like what you say"

...So let's move, on..the other said.

You've no references...I must investigate this; so he peered into the turd and felt it with his finger..."yeh..a turd it does look like and feel like..but I'm not sure..investigate more..one can't be so sure.

So he picked it up and smelled it..Oh Oh a dog turd it is! I'm ninety percent sure but am still not convinced...

Come on yaar forget it let's move on...Exasperated the other guy said.

RTD said, no no , I must test it further to ensure its not a hot dog..so he took a bite...Yuck..Yuck..Your'e right it is no hot dog , it is a turd...but I'm so happy that I made 100% sure that it is a dog turd.

The other guy said: " You cold-dog; nothing makes you happy than a cold analysis...you certainly a bulldog among intellectuals".

Moral: A turd, is a turd, is a turd..no matter how much you investigate into it!

zee bhai, I sorta understand your pain … but things doesn’t work the way you want :(

You made repeated claims but cleverly left out the reference each time. Eventually you posted the reference … but as I had earlier checked, the quote was a fabrication. And now you want me to scan and post the page … ! (sigh)

My sweet prince, you’ll have to ask your mullah to scan the page for you. Your zeal is your problem, not mine. And I am quite alright with what you believe … so no issues from my side ...

Try to have a good weekend … despite the obvious pain you are in …

BTW sattar bhai seems to have fallen into some hell hole too. He hasn't answered the following despite several reminders!

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sattar2 Bhai,

"I checked your reference … about jihad and appropriate gifts … and found it to be a fabrication."

LoL .. and that's it Bhai? Are we just supposed to take your word for it, or do you have the scanned page?

Produce page 19 of Tableegh-i-Risalat from where you found it. Now it's the seventh time I'm asking you.

While you're at it, also let me know what the Urdu word 'Hamila' means. LoL
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And he hasn't commented at all re what the Muhammadi Begum issue was all about!

Now I'm asking him the eighth time!

tahir,

Haha this is really funny. 'sharamgah turning into hell hole' LoL

He saw his place in hell as a 'V' thingy!

Kamal hey!

"God will make her a widow and turn her towards me."
(Mirza Bhai Ilha'am re Muhammadi Begum)

Indeed.

"Uss ki sharamgah ko jahannum key garh-hey ki tarah dekha"

Yeah right ... when he himself was wet-dreaming about Muhammadi Begum all the time! But fell into a jahannum ka garh-ha (shit-pot) instead of her "sharamgah", despite all the prophecies, ilha'ams etc !!!

Hahaha ... Hell Hole is right ... !