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Hadaths* of Turk-O-Sham (a.k.a. Major Pork-e-Ham)

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 Tue 05:26 pm     Views: 278    Interacts: 1

Vacuum is a strange thing -
take a flat balloon
put in vacuum
it balloons

so are some paki
empty headed
depraved of creativity
their heads in vacuum
swollen like balloons
no sense of anything
much less the poetry
they copy and paste
comments on someone
else's poetry
mostly bad, some good

and feel Allah has spoken
to them through some gebril.
One of them is Turk-O-Sham
a.k.a. major Pork-e-Ham,
some fake major in paki community
kicked in his ass by the Indian military,
has now taken to write his hadaths*
unlike the hadiths of Sahih al Bukhari.


------------------------------------------

Hadath* = the passing of wind from the anus. See below:


Volume 1, Book 4, Number 137:

Narrated Abu Huraira:

Allah's Apostle said, "The prayer of a person who does ,Hadath (passes, urine, stool or wind) is not accepted till he performs (repeats) the ablution." A person from Hadaramout asked Abu Huraira, "What is 'Hadath'?" Abu Huraira replied, " 'Hadath' means the passing of wind from the anus."

- from the hadiths of Sahih Bukhari
http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/bukhari/004.sbt.h tml


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Posted by Ravi_Kopra on Tuesday November 11, 2008 07:28 pm

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