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Gloria's Futile Attempt On My Life

Posted: Mar 14, 2009 Sat 01:19 pm     Views: 309    Interacts: 4

I received the following message through Chowq's very own SLUTMAIL system today. Don't you dare laugh (or 'LOF', as my chemistry teacher put it) because it is true; they DO have something going at this WHERE PATHS INTERSECT thing!

The following message was sent (count that) ten times! Spam, chain letters, junk mail, what is this Chowq Stuffed?

Must you resort to such tricks now to test me? Is this you Dakter Torn-Ronto disguised as Miss Kassu? Is that you 9MM Pistoll Poet checking my Taqwa oil level? Stop this at once I warn you! Face me directly, madmen and whirlers!

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gloria_ka ssu@yahoo.com
From: onetobe
To: tahir
Date: Mar 14, 2009 Sat 06:31 am
gloria_kassu@yahoo.com

Hello

How are you today, i hope that you are doing fine as i am feeling alright also,My name is, gloria, I am very good looking and pretty girl,sincere and trusted, God fearing, Dear it was very great when i got your profiles,and i feel a great joy in my heart withing me to be interested on you despite that i have not seen you in person but your profiles really gave me a nice pleasure to communicate with you. and I hope you will be the true loving, honest and caring man that I have been looking for, And I have something special to tell you about me, So please contact me directly through my email address at (gloria_kassu@yahoo.com ) so that I can also send my picture directly to you. I will be waiting for your response.

Yours ever gloria

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My reply:

Now listen Gloria,

Be a good Christian. Why are you a desperately seeking Susan? Did you receive very little attention as a child then? YOU have a big problem, I don't, and I don't see how that can posssibly be any of MY problem.

Please contact the prime alpha male, Dr. Safwan Shah, or other Chowq beta half-men who sleep at their desks.

Attempting to further contact me will not give you any pleasure I assure you since I am not the man you're looking for. You see, I have already been booked for life by someone very special. Sorry, but that's the whole truth.

Goodbye forever.

PS: Shame on you if that's really you two up in Torn Ronto!


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Posted by tahir on Sunday March 15, 2009 07:54 am
MBA,

Thanks for the speculation, but like most things in Nature, yours too is a wild one!

I don't know who is looking where for me under what trying circumstances. May all find peace and love in their own destined way.

Regards.
Posted by Mont_Blanc_Alps on Sunday March 15, 2009 07:35 am
Are you the MOST-WANTED in Torn-city of Gloria? She is desperately hunting for you outside Torn-city. Must be jealous of your special one.

Posted by tahir on Saturday March 14, 2009 10:16 pm
Asadi sahib,

How can I give to a brother what I don't like for myself? Allow me to elucidate that I'm not in the business of running a den although many here give the impression that they are either sleeping partners in such a racket or staunch supporters of unstoppable 'free-dumb' and 'lee-bertie'.

Please appreciate the fact that I've pointed my very pointed finger at two cross-dressers who have the BC (ban chowq, or 'BC' for short) remote control in their hands.

Please get your Ray gun working in the right direction.

Regards.
Posted by masadi on Saturday March 14, 2009 02:31 pm
You didn't introduce gloria to the resident mullah on chowk Urstruly, the moron.........

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