Hilarious!

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean life is tough.It takes up a lot of time. What do you get at the end of it-Death?? What's that, a bonus? i think, the life cycle is backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way.Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work for forty years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party and get ready to attend High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap and then finish off as an orgasm. Amen!!"

--a quote by george costanza(fictional character frm the tv series seinfeld)