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Dear LaDDu LaaDlay and Ranjit Singh! Stop this 'Pakistan Shining' bullshit

Posted: May 15, 2008 Thu 12:58 pm     Views: 181    Interacts: 3

Yes, stop all this praise and admiration for Paki abilities. It is downright embarrassing, if not outlandish.

When it comes to our missiles, you see Lil slant-eyed Kims everywhere. But when it comes to Bangladeshi boom boom guys, you are quick to credit Pakis with the blame.

Take a look at the map, you foolish Injuns! Pakistan is a thousand miles from BD and a few hundred miles from Jaipur. You give us and our ISI too much credit. Most Pakis don't know who is launching them missiles in Bajaur. Heck, most Pakis don't even know what or where Bajaur is.

BewaqoofoN, we Pakis have a "president" who forgot where he put his uniform, we have ministers who can't resign, and we have two opposition leaders who don't like to meet anywhere inside Pakistan. One of these leaders has more hair on his head than your PM has between his legs. The other can't stop smiling since his wife died - I just wanna know who does his teeth?

Heck, we don't even know who or what killed our cricket coach - remember the one you Injuns were all excited about being murdered by Inzy!

Maybe, just maybe, the Bangladeshis are figuring out who is really to blame for the thousands (or was it millions?) of deaths in '71. Now, you want to split Pakistan into five pieces. Guess what? Each piece will sooner or later realize what you done and will come back to haunt your other haunts. Stop meddling in your neighbors' affairs and you might find that they will stop meddling in yours.

While you are at it, here are some other things that your favorite bete noire, the ISI, and Pakis are doing:

Causing the ground to shake in Szechwan (although most of us think it's some kinda soup)

Sending Nargis to Myanmar (although we are still mad at Raj Kapoor for banging that Momina - and we never heard of Myanmar. Is that the person who sang "Mere Pya Gae Rangoon?")

Arming the LTTE in Sri Lanka (We get the LTTE and LET all confused. We know we are responsible for at least one of them, but not BOTH. Frankly, we think it's a typo and really means something delicious from Starbucks)

Giving away free gold chains to demented Injuns down under (that one we can answer - the chains aren't real and they are not really free).


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Posted by Selim_Chauhan on Thursday May 15, 2008 02:48 pm
{"Salim,

Jinnah said the same thing abt Pakistan. He said with transparant tone that India and Pakistan wud be brothers if Congress concedes to the demand of Pakistan.

Now u guys raise the bar and demand Kashmir. Is there any end to this meethi churi talk?

(Head scratching icon)."}

VRV,
(Scratching head icon) :?

If you agree to partition, then don't you think you need to agree on some consistency regarding that partition? It's OK to partition Muslim-majority Bengal and Punjab, but not Hindu majority UP and CP. 8-|
Hyderabad, Bhopal, Cambay, Junagadh, etc went to India because although the ruler was Muslim, the population was Hindu.
Kashmir went to India because although the population was Muslim, the ruler was Hindu.

"Heads I win, Tails you lose" logic. :D
Ram Ram Japna
Paraya Maal Apna *-)
Posted by Selim_Chauhan on Thursday May 15, 2008 02:20 pm
Jang,
I think that if India/Pakistan solve the Kashmir issue, they have every justifiable reason to genuinely cooperate on almost all matters. There is nothing inherently adversarial between Islam and Hinduism - seriously. Solving Kashmir could be as easy as just agreeing to what is already a reality - Kashmiris run Kashmir. So, why not declare a joint administration over both Kashmirs, remove soldiers, allow prosperity, and then get down to real business - arms control, decrease in defense spending, energy, water, food, and easier trade, infrastructure, etc.. I can see it - too bad others can't. I will now shut up before bigots like Choostahai and Stuckass come out with maternal advice. :D
Posted by Selim_Chauhan on Thursday May 15, 2008 02:01 pm
GT,
This calls for concerted action by ALL potential victims - can't have business as usual. In the past, most adversaries have watched with glee the fire in their neighbors' homes while they send over ice water for relief and gasoline to intensify the fire.

If we use misfortunes and terrorism to enhance our political position, score points, put down the victim, humiliate the suffering of the adversary, etc .. we will all lose in parallel or in series - it doesn't matter.

The thing to do is to put aside differences, or better yet, solve the stupid problems that make us adversaries, and then defang the cobras by taking away their disguise, their support, and their hideouts. This can only be accomplished through genuine cooperation and not the RAW vs ISI crap we are used to.

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