Dear Chowk Editor,

Dear Chowk Editor,
As one of your many steamed and extinguished writers, I am rather pleased by your attempt to discourage me from submitting any more articles.

I understand your indifference to my concern regarding any positive or negative acknowledgement of your receipt of my article. I find it interesting that you choose absolute silence as a ploy to muzzle my opposition to the Pak Army.

While you have been very liberal in publishing my humorous articles, you resort to unilateral edits, missing paragraphs, and strategically-placed typos to dilute the effect of my thoughts regarding the Pak Army and its various schemes for self-enrichment.

Rather than submit to this mild form of house arrest or a pleasant twist of the arm to control my thoughts, I am going public in my refutation of your unwanted imposition. I would rather let the ink in my pen go dry than to shed tears of lament in your inexplicable desire to censor my thoughts. I prefer to surrender my keyboard rather than have the virus of your manipulative tactics infest my intelligence.

If my complaint is a result of a "glitch" in your automated systems, I hasten to offer my apology for this insolence in advance.

Sincerely yours,

Salim Ahmed Chauhan