When I was a kid, I was trimming Kikkar datans (twigs used as brush). The gandasa slipped and circumcised me. I had to bear the nishani of the accident. To prove my kafir ness, I drank, told truth, worshipped idols (actually beautiful ladies). Since I am well again, I am HAPPY, now I don`t have to prove anything.
Random Thoughts: It was tempting the prospect of 4 wives much younger than me. At the same time, I was afraid of getting beaten up by 4 wives. Would I`ve been strong enough to bear the beatings of 4 wives? I may never know. Their nagging would`ve done me in.
Due to accident, I started talking nonsense. Spoke Urdu that has caused much misery to my digestion system.
My Urdu was good enough to woo what the drunkard me thought were moons. Now sober, I shudder and break a sweat at the thought that these moons. I thank Waheguru for saving me.
Anyways Muslimbyaccidnt is no more. This mistake won`t repeated because I`ve bought a cup to wear during trimming datans.
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