Muslims in Infidelistan: A Ready Reckoner

#391 by Saminasha

Yes I laugh at everything .. Lol !

Saminasha
Get a life.

``.......You are just a loser, who needs something that I am unable to provide...``

case closed then. :)

Saminasha
Yes, I don`t even know, you are man or woman. Yes, you have NO credibility.

Show us your mother`s existence(picture), your grand mother`s existence(picture) . I am sure they are not even educated. The way you are abusing me and my family(my ma and grand ma), it shows your family background. Absolutely, it shows where are you coming from, bizarre, just bizarre, third class bizarre with NO educational background. Ask your ma or grand ma, have they seen any school in their life time? I am sure never, they are illetrate like you are. Idiot. Loser get a life.

Saminasha
You are liar, pathetic, shameless, stupid crazy woman, who needs a life. You are frustrated for attention. You are just a loser, who needs something that I am unable to provide. Shut up, get a life and stop harrassing me and stop dragging my family in to your bull fights.

Why you even exist? Yes, show us your degree here on front page. Show us who you are.
God, this retard woman hanging out with women abusers has NO life.

Saminasha
Sissy, your behaviour is just like another woman abuser. You are sick with no sense.
You are consuming 200% energy to prove this article is not funny or derogatory. So, this is what your ma taught you. This is what your father taught you to spend your time in this stupidity. No wonder, you have NO credibility here or anywhere.

Saminasha
Again, you are crazy. Now, you are dragging my respectable mother in to your bull fight? Haan, darling, are you that nonsense? Really I am shocked day after day after day by your craziness. Anyway, lets make a deal.

You come to dinner to my home, bring your resume, certificates, degrees, your mother`s , your father`s, your whole family`s degrees and we will exchange all of them mutually , you know, just to prove our EXISTENCE.

Saminasha
Any proof of your own retarded existence? Any proof of your ma`s and grand ma`s existence? Any proof of your father`s existence? Any proof of your own pathetic existence?
You are shameless pathetic loser with NO life.

Now, you are dragging my family females in to your ptathetic derogatory posts. You are proven****************

Zeena,

Excuse me? You have no proof of who I am?

Zeena, your lies are on display for all to see.

#386 Saminasha
Saminasha sweetheart darling
Well, in that context, you have proved your self the biggest hypocrite ever. You claim to be the biggest feminist in this world(of internet). Why were you quiet when khamkhwa, hamzaad, and many other your friends abused me , harrassed me? I on the contrary always stood for your abuse. Now, I realised you are not worth it. You befriended the idiots who abused me. You made fun of me, you called me idiot, crazy and much much more. Why? You are feminist only for yourself. Do you have even a slightest courage to get out of this internet miserable life and help poor oppressed women back in Pakistan or anywhere. No, you are pseudofeminist. Show me, one single post where you defended me. Rather, you stood side by side with these women abusers and harrassed me equally. Still I don`t resort to your level,b/c I am not crazy and retard like you. Thank God I have my sanity preserved.

PS:- Regarding Salim`s FP article, again, I do not see any derogatory remarks against women. Yes, this is the way you perceive the things , where your own selfish mind fit in to. You are proven hypocrite, who is dragging my mother in to this bull fight. Did I for once drag your family in to this?

And, you call yourself feminist. Yes, you are an insult to this word, feminist.

You are everything,BUT, feminist. Did I for once ask your credentials, your family`s for the proof of your pathetic existence here on chowk 24/7.
I am not interested in who you are, what you are. For God`s sake get a life.

Again, This is the way based on your personal grudge with Salim, that you perceive his article abusive. Why you expect me to follow your footsteps ? What right do you have over me? You are not even my enemy. Friendship is just out of question. Look at your shameless, abusive and harrassing and stalking behaviour . So, you think I will say Yes to your silly opinions. No, my darling , never. I don`t follow people blindly. And, specially people like you, who don`t respect others opinions.

Again, Yes I adore Salim`s article. Any objection?

Re: # 390

I do know how to laugh, ``asshole`` :)

Maybe you just laugh at everything...

SaminaJi,

The article is indeed derogatory ... both to men and women ... but what the hell .. learn to laugh!

LoL

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
`cause you`re an asshole tonight.

Yes you`re an A S S H O L E...
And don`t you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You`re an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You`re an asshole tonight.
And I`ve got a feelin`
you`ll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin` to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, ``Yes. I think you`re right.``

And all your friends are assholes
`cause you`ve known them your whole life.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
`cause you`re an aaaass...hole tonight

Directed at everyone on this board

Re: # 387

``ass2nite.wav``

yes, this sounds like a link from an interactor who knows irony....

Here`s the answer.

Re: # 385

Zeena,

Any proof of your math teaching grandma and your ``educationalist`` ma?

No?

Saminasha babe
You have zero tolerance for opposition. You are dictator with NO mind. You have started this fire, now face it. I tried to ignore your bs,but, it looks like you really wish to have it,so,if you are burning in this fire of pathologic jealousy , be it, it will kill you. It already has killed your sanity.

All non multi nicked interactors are welcome to do their own accounting of this article. Here is what I found:



Chuhan writes:

``...Both you and Saminasha are incorrect in your charge that the humor in this article is restricted to female private parts. Perhaps that is the only part that your myopic eyesights and narrow minds can discern...``


And I quote:


1. ``Being a Muslim affects daily life in western countries where, ostensibly, freedom of everything, from cartoons to ice cream flavors and from dildo-less batteries to decaffeinated coffee, is paramount.`` Gender/Sexual Reference to: Female

2. ``Let’s face it, when you show up at the airport with your six inch beard, making your face look like a European beaver, your plastic portable lota in one hand, and a prayer rug rolled up in your armpit...`` Gender Sexual Reference: Male, Female; Face compared to Female Vagina

3. `` Always travel with only one spouse. Leave three of the wives at home. Better yet, in the west, it is more acceptable to travel and live with a girlfriend or mistress. You will blend in better and may even enjoy the variety – not that you need it with the four at home and 72 waiting in paradise....`` Gender Sexual Reference: Male Ownership of Female Bodies

4. `` Muslim women, who are almost always clean-shaven anyway, just need to discard that hijab, burka, chador, or similarly annoying accessory designed to emphasize lack of beauty...`` Gender Sexual Reference: Female Face and/or Vagina

5. ``..They suffer more than Muslims because of their turbans and beards and enjoy none of the benefits of suntanned manhood..` Gender Sexual Reference: Male, Penis

6. ``... They have not done too many bad things since the rape of Delhi in 1857...`` Gender Sexual Reference: Male Assault of the Female Body metaphor

7. ``...By the way, shepherd outfits are great because they don’t have zippers, which the sheep can hear from a mile away...`` Gender Sexual Reference: Male and mammal

8. ``... Muslim women should take off their shalwars upon departure from home. Perhaps they can tie the shalwars around the waist and look cool. In any case, they should make it a point to bend over now and then to emphasize unIslamic behavior....`` Gender Sexual Reference: Female

9. ``...Under no circumstances should you perform sijda in Athens or any other place in Greece. If you must perform sijda, make sure that you use a strong wall or corner as a cover. For my Pathan and Sardarji friends, this means facing away from the wall or corner...`` Gender Sexual Reference: Male Victim of Male Sexual Assault

10. ``...For my Pathan and Sardaji friends, the hairy-legged ones in skirts are the men. The ones with the hairy armpits are the women...`` Gender Sexual Reference: Male, Female Gendered Ambiguity

11. ``...you see a security official, immediately ask about locations of the best whorehouses, strip clubs, or even titty bars...`` Gendered Sexual Reference: Female as Object of Visual and Sexual Gratification

12. ``...You will be liked and might even get laid. If you are a Pakistani Muslim woman, unless you are in great shape, please do not impersonate a movie star. Indians won’t believe you because most Bollywood starlets are knockouts and in superb shape....`` Gendered Reference: Female as Object of Visual Gratification

13. ``...In France, there is a new atmosphere ever since Muslims made Paris into the real City of Lights. To blend in, you must act like a frog - drink... most importantly, if you are a woman, learn to give head. `` Gendered Reference: Female as Performer of Sexual Act

14. ``...When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Put on that short red skirt, but be careful when standing in line. Make sure that there are no Greeks or Macedonians behind you in the line – especially if you have to bend over to move your luggage....`` Gendered Reference: Male as as Victim of Male Sexual Assault

Total:

Derogatory Reference to Women 10 out of 14

Derogatory References to Gay Men (as Predators of Het Men): 2 out of 14

Derogatory References to Heterosexual Men: 2