Muslims in Infidelistan: A Ready Reckoner

#362, Saminasha {``Also, Turkish Muslim women who do not cover their heads, but ``giving head`` will figure predominate this submission....``hahahahhahah!``.``}

Saminasha,
I am glad that you are constructing a basic outline for your first ever original article. That is a good start.
Also, I suggest that you include a paragraph about McDonald females nibbliing on Irish corns on the cob, sucking french fries, sipping Irish whiskey directly from the bottle.
Additionally, please add pictures of so-called ``Muslim`` women, who teach ebonics in NYC schools, but should cover their heads, their faces, their assets, and everything that is ugly about them.

#366 Saminasha {``Zahra,
Why not make this a collaborative effort? If you are interested, contact me. ``}

LOL HA HA.
What a copout! The famed cut & paste artist had second thoughts and realized that she could not compose a simple article lampooning my article without substantial help from someone else. She is big on talk and comes quite a bit short on delivery. I hope that her attempt at humor is not similar to the boring article she posted on UP as an example. I am looking forward to a great, tasteful, funny, well-written, grammatically correct, and factually genuine piece from her. I will not hold my breath. Who knows she may surprise all of us. I love to laugh even when the source is not qualified.

Re: # 364

Zahra,

Why not make this a collaborative effort? If you are interested, contact me.

#358, ZahraJ,
Please do not diagnose people based on your own perverted sense of good health - mental or physical. For some time now, many on Chowk have suspected that you have the most unusual of problems. But that is your business. May you find all the sanity and sanitary fulfillment that you seek.

I really have no problem with humor. I dish it out and I can certainly laugh at what others come up with. Both you and Saminasha are incorrect in your charge that the humor in this article is restricted to female private parts. Perhaps that is the only part that your myopic eyesights and narrow minds can discern. If you look beyond the obvious source of your hysteria, you will notice that there are substantially more references to the male equivalent. The humor is not just sexual in nature, it extends to language, mode of dress, use of bathrooms for wazoo, blatant jingoism, bad teeth, firebombs, and many other topics.

Of course, you own rebuttals have homed in on hymenoplastie, a topic introduced by you to Chowk. May I remind you that ilogs are not protected and private domains on Chowk. Then, you have elected to wish harm to my unborn child - that is in itself a reflection of your genuine and sincere ``female`` sensitivity. If events in the world could be easily influenced by curses and evil thoughts, then hysterical feminazis would have been ruling the world from the days of extinct Amazons. Please chill, someone will find your missing hymen and return it to lost and found.

Re: # 362

Samina,

I will look forward to your write-up. I was talking to a friend who specializes in the behavioral issues. After seeing what some of these men have been writing on Chowk, her analysis was that these men are not normal.

Re: # 360

HokeyPokey - Did you read his interacts? If not then I say you slap, kick and punch yourself. Most disappointingly Farzana tried to block that interact where he has been making reference to women`s sanitary napkins. This guys is a ba$tard par excellence. Anyone siding with his obnoxious comments towards women falls in the same category.

Re: # 361

Also, Turkish Muslim women who do not cover their heads, but ``giving head`` will figure predominate this submission....``hahahahhahah!``.

Zahra,

I am making a public announcement.

I am going to submit an article in which I will describe the sexual parts of Indian women and Indian Muslim and Pakistani Muslim men in a ``humorous`` way.

Lets see if it gets published.

ZahraJ, you are one obnoxious creature. I have read his article here and do not see references to any private parts. Why don`t you take your own mind out of gutter and grow up?

Saminasha #356, {``and because he is afraid that people will now start to see this piece for what it is, he will actually have to be accountable. ``}

Not only are you hysterical about your thoughts, you are now sounding totally incoherent. There is no logic in your statement. The ``because`` and ``he will..`` relationship is irrational. Lady, I hope that you learn to use the English language as a medium for effective communication. Perhaps the excessive amount of cutting and pasting has rendered your literary skills to become inert.

#349 - You are sick. You need vulgarity to make you laugh? If that`s the case, then why do not you ask him to mock your family women and their past and future hymenoplastie operations. That will be fun. We will all have a laugh. He is a frustrated, insecure and demented boy whose humor has been dwelling on women`s private parts for many many years on Chowk.

As you know Mr. hokeypokey, you all came out of a woman`s body part. So you have no right to insult that part. By doing that, you insult your very own existence. Now, if that`s unclear then I recommend you ask your mother to clarify things to you. His wife will be delivering a child out of that same body part. Probably, his own birth was a joke therefore everything else about women is a joke to him.

After writing constant trash on and off Chowk`s FP, he has started offering prayers to Allah??? For his known and unknown sins??? I did not even think this trash was a muslim trash. We hear about black trash and white trash. We fail to recognize the ugly brown trash. Why does not he mock men`s private part? Is it because he does not have one? That`s the reason he was given the designation of a transvestite. A fake man obsessed with women`s private parts - we should all have sympathy with any woman related to him. I am positive that in real life he is very condescending to the women around him.

Some of us do not find this mindset funny. You are certainly entitled to enjoy.

Pokershark,
My good friend, I must compliment you on your excellent perception and timely comments. I hope that you are keeping score - both in terms of quantity and quality. The feminazis are all over the place with general comments, unsubstantiated accusations, personal insults, and foul curses bordering on infanticide.

Re: # 353

Zahra,

Please note this typical example of chuhan`s ``humor``.

Its not even bad enough to have to read this shit, but then to have to treat it like it is an actual reasonable text is an insult to our intelligence.

This ``person`` sees that I have pointed out at least two of the misogynistic and bigoted jokes he has made at the expense of Pakistani women-and because he is afraid that people will now start to see this piece for what it is, he will actually have to be accountable.

I suggest we submit some work to chowk making jokes about how Indian women are prostitutes and see if it gets printed. What do you say?

#348, Saminasha,
I would like to remind your illiterate mind that the spelling of my last name is Chauhan. Please try to behave or risk having your nick resemble a financial institution without any money but with liquid deposits.

The rudest women tend to be the ugly ones with chips on shoulders and you see 2 right here.

#348, Saminasha,
Once again all you can come up with are general comments and hate-filled negativity. Please be more specific than your usually hysterical dump of accusations and personal insults. Be specific, be nice, be polite, or be gone. Thank you.