Muslims in Infidelistan: A Ready Reckoner

Re: # 23 like you would know....one murder of an american by 1 american, on the other hand you have 2000+ by a handfull of zoombies.....now that is a kill ratio whihc is serious and I am sure the americans would love to have that in Iraq in their favour.

So masadi get back to whatever hick joint you call school...and STFU.

The author has done triple starred holes like a great favour.....so SOFF you bearded fundoo

Re: # 23 like you would know....one murder of an american by 1 american, on the other hand you have 2000+ by a handfull of zoombies.....now that is a kill ratio whihc is serious and I am sure the americans would love to have that in Iraq in their favour.

So masadi get back to whatever hick joint you call school...and STFU.

The author has done triple starred holes like a great favour.....so SOFF you bearded fundoo

Re: # 31

nor are there for you, delhi queen.

#31 dilliwalah...man are you mard enough? That is the question....the lady`s asking...if so you are first in the queue

Re: # 36

acha...the Brigage of Namards International are in full swing, first getting their unbelievably juvenile peepee-kaka-weewee-etc. articles on fp...and now one stupid comment after the next....iron mask can barely spell or articulate a comprehensible idea but thank god chowk.com gives him the bandwidth to rub himself at our expense....

thank you editor in chief, for yet another auspicious moment on chowk.com

#37 hey why take it out on her .....................you have enough brains to do her job for her, right Sheriefff-e-chowk

#2 majumdar {``You ought to be hung ...``}

Majumdar ya nadarum,
I always thought that I was hung. :)

#2 majumdar {``You ought to be hung ...``}

Majumdar ya nadarum,
I always thought that I was hung. :)

mr sunny, i mean sunil, oh i forgot, it is choo..i mean choohan..
whosoever u r , i am ashamed ( and ask for forgiveness from fellow brethren, of course the ones who aint as aberrant as u ) that there are so many in this goras world like u, so many who r happy to excoriate their own, and those who revel in their own idoticy.

tum jo kar low, raho gay tau mr choo..., lighter skin or a darker posterior....

.....munnay tu maara gaya!..sooner or later, and try to consume a lil less in the happy hour!


ciao

#3, Parthab {``It becomes obvious to anyone who matters, of your `religiou-neutralilty`when you are protesting against the protests against cartoons. ...``}

Thank you for your compliment. I like your idea about protesting. I personally think that it is a Chinese conspiracy to sell more flags - they monopolize the production of flags.

#1 sheelajaywant {``your article has hurt my religious/regional/other sentiments, but along the way, I laughed so much, have forgotten just what it was that offended me. Congrats and thanks for a good read. More power to your pen.``}

Sheela,
I am very sorry if your sentiments were hurt in any way - that was certainly not my intention. I am glad that you laughed so much - that is the main reason for my being on Chowk. I love to make my friends laugh and they often return the favor with hilarious articles and threads. Thank you.

I couldnt believe my eyes, an article that makes me ``laugh`` .... when I read the word infidelistan, i was wondering what i would encounter. The one about the tips and free drinks was simply great. The laptop bag was another one which kept me in splits !!!!
The tongue in cheek style, the para by para analysis of each country, laughing at ourselves, whether hindus or muslims - well, bravo !!! Three cheers Chauhan ! Welcome to chowk.

#4, bjkumar {``(It is highly inaccurate to say that ANYBODY confuses Sikhs with Muslims - especially those trained immigration agents - you seem to downgrade their intelligence a lot - like you seem to do for most people around here!)

BJ, I am not downgrading the intelligence of Sikhs or trained immigration agents. Some of my best friends are trained immigration agents. :)

I doubt that there are Muslims ``nervously pondering`` out there on how to behave - certainly not the ones who are the focus of such increased vigilance. There is no reason to behave differently on the part of law-abiding Muslims. Perhaps all that SOME Muslims need to learn is how not to ``misbehave`` (legally speaking). And no, this situation does not result from the ``crime`` of being a Muslim - it is from the acts that certain Muslims have committed while a vast population simply looked the other way or tried to obfuscate via various means - perhaps including individuals like yourself!

{`` In such acts of deliberate distraction lies an element of dishonesty. ``}

Thank you for being so brutally honest. This is my first article on Chow - a little kindness will be appreciated.

{``Your style seems to emulate Hamidm in some respects - except you do not seem to have his strength of convictions - therefore are unlikely to make any significant impact (and you simply appear to lack the ability that individuals like him have to laugh at oneself). You have a certain God-given ability to contribute humor. But you tend to end up laughing at people a lot more than with them. That makes this ability a useless and in some instances, a destructive ability.``}

May God cut off my big toenail if I ever try to impersonate Hamidumdum #2 Sahib. Thank you for the other compliments as well.

{``As I have stated on another board - a few Muslims have the tendency to obfuscate by using humor as crutches - perhaps you are one of them - too chicken to face the problem - and too talkative to ponder over some of your own contributing acts (sometimes knowingly, but mostly by becoming unable to think of yourself as anything other than being a Muslim first and foremost)! And unfortunately, your writing does not move away from the ``us`` versus ``them`` mindset. ``}

You can question my humor, my wit, or my sincerity as a Muslim. But, in this new world of bird flu, please do not call me chicken.

{``(Also, your tendency to use ``inside`` humor is very much intact - I doubt you have the ability to rise above it - and in my view, the editors` acceptance of that streak also displays a high degree of dishonesty - and reflects on them VERY poorly.)

You could use some honesty which can improve your writings substantially - unfortunately, in my opinion, you are not capable of it.

Overall, my distaste for the stuff you write here (and all over chowk) and my low estimation of pretty much everything about you remains unbudged. Your writing remains a reflection of your utterly individual personality. I see little value in any of that. ``}

Finally, out comes the venom. If you had not finished with such a grand finale, I would have confused you for a critic. Now I understand how you got the BJ in bjkumar.

#6, behram {``awl bidness (oil business), bob wore (barb wire) and fixing ``}

LOL. Behram Bhai,
Make no mistake about it, the awl bidness is on FAAAY. In Tx, go to Austin and spend as much time as possible at Sugar`s or The Yellow Rose. Ah`m fixin to head down theyaa agin.

#7, Jay 1, {`` I had a good laugh! Dont care if this is directed aginst anybody!
Keep the flow of humor unabated...
so what`s next? ``}

Jay Bhayya,
Thanks for your encoragement. Honestly, it was not directed against anyone. Just observations with some satire and humor thrown in. Next is a very serious article about Dubya in Hira Mandi - without Laua of course. :)

#7, Jay 1, {`` I had a good laugh! Dont care if this is directed aginst anybody!
Keep the flow of humor unabated...
so what`s next? ``}

Jay Bhayya,

That was supposed to be ``without Laura``