Pervez Musharraf Vs. George Orwell

#99 Shishapa

Perhaps mian Hamidm2 considers the honorable Congressman Eatallofus Towns (to whom he CLAIMS having sent a check) the American equivalent of Peer Syed Saheb, Ajmeri Baba, and Pandit Maharaj - combined into one!

Unless it is an actual case of Hamidm2 and his money having soon been parted!

(Or faarted - as the case may be.)

Re: # 96

May be it is time for Pakistanis to get help from Peer Syed Saheb and Ajmeri Baba to
snatch Kashmir from Hindus.
I mean everything seems to have failed so why not try them? They have helped millions.

#96 Hamidm2 sahib,

The Hamidm2 - Manto duo (or perhaps the Hamidm2, Manto, Sarwari threesome) keeps trying to (futilely) build up the vamp who is responsible for 99% of the troubles which beset the subcontinent today. As usual, inspite of their hardest efforts - the baby fails to fly out - it comes out an absolute dud every time - because it defies all known rules of common sense and gravity!

Rest assured that I have not the slightest intention of letting any of these offensive acts of cowardice escape without the well-merited punishment!

It will get its just desserts!

Roza or no Roza!

There is absolutely no mercy - nor there ever will be any - for those who indulge in underhanded sneaky tactics of covering up for pure evil.

Initialed MAJ!

My feelings on the Kashmiris have been detailed elsewhere.

Manto...first you called amhedis muslims...then your missus said something remotely unflattering about the paki army...looks like you`all are going to jail..

Military sacrosanct, says Durrani
Says criticism of armed forces not allowed; nationalists to be brought into mainstream

By Azfar-ul-Ashfaque

KARACHI: Minister for Information and Broadcasting Muhammad Ali Durrani on Sunday said the government would not allow any criticism on the armed forces of Pakistan, as the institutions responsible for the country’s defence are beyond any criticism.

In a threatening tone, the minister made it clear that the government would not tolerate any criticism on the solidarity of Pakistan and the institutions responsible for defending the country’s geographical boundaries. “According to the Constitution any criticism on the solidarity of Pakistan and its armed forces is not allowed,” he said while speaking at an Iftar-dinner hosted by him here.

Re: # 92

bj,

.....calm down !...... and don`t you dare insult mr jinnah - if i catch you i will have to spank you and send you to bed without any bhaji ! ..........

............ look, i don`t understand why you indians get so upset when someone mentions kashmir - it is not as if i am suggesting that the pak army should march into srinagar (i would, if i thought they were capable of pulling it off) ............ so take it easy - who knows, in forty fifty years when you are being chopped up for biryani by some muslim butcher in madras and i am chasing virgins in heaven, the people of india and pakistan might decide that kashmir is not really worth the trouble .......... till then we should at least try and be civil ...........

......... by the way, if somone kidnapped sadna and took her to sri lanka, would you help rescue her?........just curious ........

#93 Harimau

[sadly the Nagas are abandoning their headhunting ways and becoming Christians in droves]

My dear, a Christian is any day better than a headhunter - especially if you ask those heads - I mean especially if you had asked the those heads while they were still connected to the rest of their bodies!

In all seriousness - by and large, Christians make model citizens all over India. If anybody wishes to convert to Christianity from their headnunting religion, or from Hinduism or from whatever - there is no need to shed any tears, in my opinion - especially if you claim to believe what Hinduism is supposed to be about and believe that it is not merely a label!

Ref hamidm2 #91

[......... like the unification of taiwan with china, the unification of kashmir with pakistan is fait accompli and there is no need to get all uptight about it - it will happen when it will happen ..........]

As I read the words ``like the unification of taiwan with china, the unification of....``, a shiver ran down my spine. I thought you were predicting the nightmare scenario where 150-million raving lunatics in Pakistan and another 140 million Followers of the True Faith from Bangladesh would be joining the industrious code coolies as these breakaway nations re-unite with India!

I have a weak heart so be careful how you phrase your words.

Ref hamidm2 #86

[Re: # 83

arjun,

...... you don`t have to wait until 2011 to convert - according to the bbc you can do it now :...]

One can do pretty much what one pleases in India. If you look at the Northeast states of Nagaland, sadly the Nagas are abandoning their headhunting ways and becoming Christians in droves or flocks or whatever it is groups of sheep are called. In Arunachal Pradesh, etc., missionaries are active and in some of those places, the Christian population is the single largest plurality.

The news item you described was shown on TV by Indian news channels. Nobody called for a wheel-jam, a general strike, fatwas against Christians, stonings to death or any of those quaint things that happen on the other side of the border. The whole thing was rather tame and civilized though I found the business of total immersion baptism a bit strange; after all, it wasn`t the Ganges or the Narmada but an ordinary public fountain. Those who object to the Ganges or the Narmada might at least request Jordan (if you remember your history/legend/historical legend, Jesus was baptized in the River Jordan by San Juan Battista) but then travel arrangement might get too complex. I do expect that these new Christians, who renounced their Hindu religion to go to a casteless religion, will now turn up at the public trough asking for reservations on the basis that they are ``Dalit Christians`` and the Masanamuthus and Sudalaikkannus populating India (and Chowk) will support them.

#91 by hamidm2

Listen H₂ – the light-gas, actually you are as much, if not more, one of the “homies” of Allah as the Zee.

You share the same damn characteristics of liking all the wrong things – like liking the TB-infested vamp Jinnah, like liking his prejudice against Hindus, like liking his screwed up sense of Muslim supremacy and like liking his apartheid of making a distinction among people based on whether they are Muslims or not!

You have the same crappy attitudes, the same crappy perverted “Muslim” prejudices and the whole crappy shebang that goes with it!

With one important exception!

Unlike the Zee and the Boomer and the Truly and even wolf Naqshi – who are open with their Islamic prejudice, you are trying to cover your modesty by giving the airs of a liberal!

You are no darn liberal – you are as much of a fraudulent liberal as the Manto is and as the dead man Jinnah was!

For anybody who truly believes in “all men are created equal” will NEVER turn around and malign Hindus with such pleasure to the point of ultimate self-arousal, as you do!

And like all the dishonest Pakistanis, you try to use very limited cover to hide your “modesty” - like Draupadi trying to cover herself after her husband (like your Jinnah) had gambled it all – and lost it all – such a moron!

There is no Krishna for your rescue, you fat cat!

The nakedness of your hypocrisy shows to everybody more plainly than the green fraud the Mushy keeps stuffing into the rears of the Pakistani awaam on a day in and day out basis. And for your information, the closest the Kashmiris will ever come to “unification” with the land of the Pure will be when courtesy of the Indians, Kashmiri apple or some other fruitcake gets stuffed into the same location!

Which the Pakistanis have no choice but to “enjoy” – just like they enjoy the painful experiences from the Mushy presently!

Re: # 90

arjun,

.... even though i am not one of al-lah`s homies - as a matter of fact i wouldn`t be caught dead in his neighborhood - i share zeemax`s kashmir aspirations ...... however, i am a little bit more realistic and patient and am willing to wait till about 2060, by which time i should be quite dead and past the point of really caring ......... like the unification of taiwan with china, the unification of kashmir with pakistan is fait accompli and there is no need to get all uptight about it - it will happen when it will happen ..........

#88 by hamidm2 on October 15, 2006 7:32am PT

It`s not a challenge if you agree to do more of what you do...that would be like me accepting the challenge to eat more often at mortons or drink more fosters...


zeemax or any one of allah`s homies need to take the challenge..he`s said 2010 is when he expects Kashmir to benaga Pakiland...if he really believes it, he should agree to renounce islam and declare mohd was just an arab fart if what he believes doesn`t come true...2010 isn`t that far off..time flies faster than people think...It`s more than 5 years since capt clueless made his most idiotic comments...

Burpinder....

The problem with Sadna bibi is that she made an absolute fool out of herself and is now trying to desperately save face. If she resorts to abuse against me, my compatriots and my country, she will get the same treatment again and again...

Re: # 87

arjun mian,

i don`t know about zeemax - him being a muslim who actually believes in islam and all that - but i will take your challenge starting next friday and continue long after kashmir has banegaed pakistan, with one or two changes - can i replace fosters with bass ale and plain old ham with proscuitto ?

#86 by hamidm2 on October 15, 2006 6:35am PT

Yes...people convert all the time in India...hard for pakis to comprehend, isn`t it?

Is Zeemax willing to take the Kashmir-challenge...


If Indian Kashmir is part of Pakistan on 1st Jan, 2011, I`ll convert to Islam...

If it hasn`t beanegaed Pakistan, he`ll eat ham and drink a fosters beer every friday of the year...

Re: # 83

arjun,

...... you don`t have to wait until 2011 to convert - according to the bbc you can do it now :

Low-caste Hindus adopt new faith

Thousands attended the conversion ceremonies in Nagpur
Thousands of people have been attending mass ceremonies in India at which hundreds of low-caste Hindus (Dalits) converted to Buddhism and Christianity.
The events in the central city of Nagpur are part of a protest against the injustices of India`s caste system

Re: # 75

ballukhan,

......... i agree that executing terror attacks on the indian `mainland` is counter productive and as both the us and pakistan have found out, supporting jihadists is a bad idea - the blowback effect is unpredictable ............ but it is pakistan`s moral obligation to support the kashmiris in their struggle for freedom and musharraf`s backtracking on the issue is despicable ........... the man is famous for making decisions arbitrarily and then making a u-turn when things blow up in his face ......... it will be interesting to see how he handles bb and ns when they decide to call his bluff .......