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Stagnating Pakistan-Iran Relations

S F Hasnat December 1, 2006

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#171 Posted by Ranjit on December 6, 2006 4:17:33 pm
Re:Bawaji#170

[...main bawaji nahin houn...]

If it talks like a bawaji and sounds like a bawaji, it is a bawaji. You are a zoroastrian settled in the subcontinent, so you are a BAWAJI.

You should see some hindi moves. Bawajis typically play comedian roles while the hindu heroes always tease them and flirt with their wives. Thats exactly mirrors your comedian role on chowk, while we jiyala hindus make fun of you all the time.

Teasing a bawaji is priceless...for everything else there is Mastercard!! He he....Dont be in denial, bawaji!!
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#170 Posted by Behram1 on December 6, 2006 3:58:29 pm
Re:#169 by ranjit on December 6, 2006 3:32pm PT

Abaiy Oye Ranjit kuteh ka bacha Hindoo bharwa: kitni dafa yeh post karoun kay main bawaji nahin houn. Ma chudaney gaye tumahri LUHI Parsees.

[Ha ha ha!!] Ziyada moun mut khol irani lund kahin gus na jain.

#168 by subhashjoshi on December 6, 2006 10:47am PT
[Samajhtey jo bhi hon, lekin rishtey mein tumharey baap lagtey hain.] Lauray ki tarah kala hi lagtey hain.

{Be careful, yeh saaley hindoo ga*** nahin dhotey.} Sumbal kay rahio, pehley tumhari gunday gaand ko dholay gain.
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#169 Posted by Ranjit on December 6, 2006 3:32:21 pm
Re:Behram the Austin waley Bawaji#159

[...my great-great-great-great-great grandmas were producing progeny to come ......]

Oye Bawaji, zoroastrians and producing progeny? Ha ha ha!! Good joke!! Do you even know how to create progeny?

Check out the following link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parsi. Your population is declining every year and in fact the number of females are more than men.

Bawaji, the only conclusion is that zoroastrians are partially or fully impotent. A bunch of ``na-mards``. I am sorry but there is no affirmative action for impotence. You can beg the US government to help you out with your love life just like you beg for work. Maybe they will take pity on you and send you discounted Viagra.

But dont worry. We hindus are there to take care of your women. If they get frustrated and drive you nuts, which seems to be the case anyway, just send them to your neighbors i.e. the hindus. We are experts in creating progeny, especially from cute zoroastrians. He he!!
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#168 Posted by subhashjoshi on December 6, 2006 10:47:01 am
Re: # 167

[...Yeh hindoo bharway upne aap ko samajtey kiya hain?]

Samajhtey jo bhi hon, lekin rishtey mein tumharey baap lagtey hain.

[...Hum to ganjeh ho kar inkee gaand main gus jain gay.]

Be careful, yeh saaley hindoo ga*** nahin dhotey.
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#167 Posted by Behram1 on December 6, 2006 10:06:56 am
Re: # 165 by subhashjoshi on December 6, 2006 9:59am PT

[Yaar tu paagal ho jayega jaldi. Thand rakh. Badaam sharbat pee. Manto ke saath uthna baithna kam kar. ]

Tum laoge bahoot ziyada gaand main ungly karteh rehtay ho, is liye tumahari sulgana upna to farz ho giya haye.

Yeh hindoo bharway upne aap ko samajtey kiya hain? Hum to ganjeh ho kar inkee gaand main gus jain gay.

Ok, back to naarey baazi

Harimau kay gaand main gus jao



You like it don`t you? All the hindoo meritocrats are waiting to get inside harimau, eh!

[Yaar your grandma didn`t produce right progeny despite all the hard work of kaalaa hindoos, so whose fault is that? ]

Abaiy, thaali ka bhaingan, hindoos were shitting on the pasture land in Boisar, India, where Noshir the Parsee zamindar was screwing those hindoo chicks, under the keeno kay darakht.

Now do you understand why I am totally against those LUHI Parsee bawajis.
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#166 Posted by subhashjoshi on December 6, 2006 9:59:08 am
Re: # 159 Behram1

Yaar tu paagal ho jayega jaldi. Thand rakh. Badaam sharbat pee. Manto ke saath uthna baithna kam kar.

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#165 Posted by subhashjoshi on December 6, 2006 9:54:49 am
Re: # 159 Behram1

[....Choutia ghaandoo, my great-great-great-great-great grandmas were producing progeny to come and educate your dravidian kaalaa hindoos and gave you guys some religiosity. Your genes is so screwed up that all you guys could do is to produce some more bharwas like yourself to squat on those rail road tracks. ....]

Yaar your grandma didn`t produce right progeny despite all the hard work of kaalaa hindoos, so whose fault is that?

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#164 Posted by subhashjoshi on December 6, 2006 9:49:50 am

What`s the joke about Bawaji that he is so pissed off about?


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#163 Posted by Behram1 on December 6, 2006 9:26:21 am
[Re: # 160

Re#162 by subhashjoshi on December 6, 2006 8:50am PT

#161 by subhashjoshi on December 6, 2006 8:48am PT
Re: # 158 Ranjit

Yaar kyun becharey ko baar baar angul kar rahe ho? Mar jayega.

Re: #160 by iron_mask on December 6, 2006 7:49am PT

we need queen_cut&paste to give our resident snake the runs for his money....wtf is QCP?]

Myopic autistic Hindoo bharwas from Hindoo Land are back in style:

So let us all begin with our Chowk slogan

Harimau kay gaand main gus jao



wtf is harimau?
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#162 Posted by subhashjoshi on December 6, 2006 8:50:19 am
This guy Behram1 reminds me of the Story of the Wise Tapeworm King.


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#161 Posted by subhashjoshi on December 6, 2006 8:48:12 am
Re: # 158 Ranjit

Yaar kyun becharey ko baar baar angul kar rahe ho? Mar jayega.

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#160 Posted by iron_mask on December 6, 2006 7:49:16 am
Re: # 159

we need queen_cut&paste to give our resident snake the runs for his money....wtf is QCP?
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#159 Posted by Behram1 on December 6, 2006 7:39:58 am
[Re: # 157 by ranjit on December 6, 2006 7:07am PT
Re:sanatani#157 to Behram the Austin waley Bawaji

#157 by sanatani on December 6, 2006 4:30am PT
Re: # 134 ]

Now we have two types of Hindoo method of triangulation.

One is that Dravidian Hindoo bharwa who has no use of worthy enlightenment. His squatting ugly looking Dravidian hindoo would always want to get acknowledged.

And that Gandoo Hindoo Bharwa goes by the nic name of Ranjit.

For people like him the slogan still remains valid:

Harimau kay gaand main gus jao



[Yikes, so the Bawaji from Austin]

Abbaiy o! choutia, gaand ka lota Ranjit, I never consider myself bawaji, and I am the purest of the pure Zoroastrian and will kick your ugly @ss any day, as I have doing it all along on this Chowk. You can go and Gaand marao with your other ugly Hindoo bogus rail road squatting garbage eating hindoos from Hindoo Land.

[Hindus do not use affirmative action to succeed in the US, ] Yeah rite! These days your Hindoo land government officials are making headline news of how criminal minded the Hindoo of Hindoo Lands are.

[So Bawaji must have had a mutation in his genes somewhere along the way that destroyed his capability to compete on merit.] You Hindoo bharwa, when are you going to stop killing innocent Hindoo women in Hindoo Land just because your autistic myopic hindoo meriticrat was not able to get his expected dowry?

[Maybe one of his great-great grandmas slept with some of those semitic arab invaders behind his aryan great-great grandpa`s back. Poor guy. That is why he gets so crazy at us Aryan hindus. Must be his ``inner`` Semitic genes that drive him nuts.]

Choutia ghaandoo, my great-great-great-great-great grandmas were producing progeny to come and educate your dravidian kaalaa hindoos and gave you guys some religiosity. Your genes is so screwed up that all you guys could do is to produce some more bharwas like yourself to squat on those rail road tracks.

#157 by sanatani on December 6, 2006 4:30am PT
[Re: # 134

Behramji, ]

Thank you for being respectful.

[...the Parsis had more moral claim to be Indians than these ancient invaders as they had not invaded another country (merely come there as refugees to sweeten the full cup of milk).]

Those choutia Parsees of India still consider themselves of the genes of ``The Kiyani``. Their whole history has become bogus due to their Living Under Hindoo Influence (LUHI).

LUHI creatures are similar to the Hindoo creatures of Hindoo Land.


[That the ancient Aryan invaders from Iran were Hindus]

What sort of reverse history were you taught? Hindoos have never been able to flow up through Hindoo Kush mountains to the plains of the Caucus mountains. Also, remember shit always flows downhill, and that is where Hindoos always reside to collect the rejected Aryans, to the fold of Hindooism, and they started calling themselves as Brahmins.

[....the Dravidians were reacting against North and Western Indian Hindu Imperialism. ]

Dravidians were just kaala like koila, and had no values to enlighten the invading Aryans.

[What is the truth please enlighten? Also please for my general knowledge please let me know what was the language of ancient Iran or Persia. ]

The language of old Persian was Avesta, which was considered as a sister language to Sanskrit. All Zoroastrians holy words were spoken in Avesta. I consider that as the language of nobility, whereas the Sanskrit was the language of those who were the rejects of the Zoroastrian nobility.

Kinda like Urdu is these days are the language of nobility, and Hindi is the language of the rejects of Hindoo Land.



Respectfully submitted,
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#158 Posted by Ranjit on December 6, 2006 7:07:44 am
Re:sanatani#157 to Behram the Austin waley Bawaji

[..that Aryans from Iran who became Hindus pushed the Dravidians into a disadvantageous position in India....]

Yikes, so the Bawaji from Austin shares the same ancestry as the railway track squatting, cheating class hindus? But how is that possible? Hindus do not use affirmative action to succeed in the US, but bawaji does that all the time to earn his rozi-roti.

So Bawaji must have had a mutation in his genes somewhere along the way that destroyed his capability to compete on merit. Maybe one of his great-great grandmas slept with some of those semitic arab invaders behind his aryan great-great grandpa`s back. Poor guy. Thats why he gets so crazy at us Aryan hindus. Must be his ``inner`` semitic genes that drive him nuts.
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#157 Posted by Sanatani on December 6, 2006 4:30:34 am
Re: # 134

Behramji,

I do not understand 1 thing so far we were being told (In Indian history as taught in schools by the commies albeit and a Parsi commie was foremost in that Shri RK Karanjia editor of Blitz) that Aryans from Iran who became Hindus pushed the Dravidians into a disadvantageous position in India and so North and Western Indians (i.e. Guj, Goa and Maharashtra) had no right to say that they gave refuge to the Parsis when in fact they were from the same stock and the Parsis had more moral claim to be Indians than these ancient invaders as they had not invaded another country (merely come there as refugees to sweeten the full cup of milk). That the ancient Aryan invaders from Iran were Hindus and had imposed Hinduism on Dravidians and by rejecting Hindi as the national language the Dravidians were reacting against North and Western Indian Hindu Imperialism.

What is the truth please enlighten? Also please for my general knowledge please let me know what was the language of ancient Iran or Persia.

Regards
Sanatani
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#156 Posted by tahmed32 on December 5, 2006 9:29:05 am
#155 thanks for the clarification. the clarification also indicates why you need to give some thought to taikanauts poem: I am thinking of the real mochi/lahori gate, the real gulberg and the real issues for pakistanis living there. Your mind is on afghanistan/iran and USA. That is precisely the problem: too many pakistanis get emotional about supposed miseries arabs and afghanis and iranis, when their fellow pakistanis are living in equal, and indeed in far greater, misery. that is why taikanaouts poem is so important for every pakistani - we need to face the real issues that start with our own homes and neigborhoods.

PS: the popular bestseller ``7 habits of highly effective people`` conveys pretty much the same message plus more useful advice. that book stems from the US culture, and like I said, it is this way of thinking that has made the US a world leader that has inspired other nations and attracts the best and the brightest from around the world.
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