India, Pakistan and the Kashmir dispute

Re: # 329

HP sahib:

1947 mein Kashmiri dilwala dulhaniya ley gaya tha, sahib. Aur uski kashmiran beti ne 1971 woh kar diya jo dilwala nahi kar saka to seal the future. Ab HP sahib, dulhaniya begam ke great grand children ki sochiye. Unko BJ Bihari ya mulla maulana hijack na kar lein. Aur apne ghar ko no bhool jayein, mulla maulana na lein jayein. Zara Sochiye.

Agar mere ko Kashmir ka minister bana diya to mein aap key swiss cows to import kar doonga.

Monkey ki problem hogi. Uske key liye mein Pakistani tourist ko ijazat de doonga saath mein laane key liye. Kum se kum Pakistani, monkeys ki bhi pooja ho jayegi, 60 saalon se nahin hui hai.

Politics mein kuch nahin rakha hai.

Kahtein hai “tail ki dhar dekhiye, aur dushmanon mein dost dekhiye.”

Karl Rove should have proved it for you, political opinion can be managed by a handful of persons, and presidency delivered. Kashmir kya hai, Lallo se seekhiye.

Meri tou yahi khawaish hai, aage aapki marzi.

#319 by hamidm2 on December 25, 2006 9:06am PT


arguing with mrs hamidm about new drapes for the bedroom


It`s the same thing really...mrs hamidm doesn`t care about your opinion on the drapes and indians don`t care about your opinion on kashmir..

#296 by HP on December 24, 2006 2:31pm PT


Everything Indians touch becomes polluted fairly quickly.


Including the rivers that flow from Indian Kashmir into Pakiland...And seeing as how you`re unable to change the situation in your favor, the Indian government should dump some pig fat or the bodies of the killed jihadis into the rivers just before they flow into pakiland...

no 72 virgins for pakis then...

Ahmed420,

You are NOT an impartial adjudicator of virtue on Chowk by ur own admission. OK, agreed.

Btw u are most likely to be a Memphistopheles than a Zeus.

Merry Christmas.

+++++

Mohar,

Now I know some people by their true colours. I rest my case now.

Re: # 321 vrv

yeah, most pakis here are old bats, hanging on to the same tree for a long time... :)... in their darkand damp world - nothing ever changes: kashmir banega pakiland, hinuds are evil, ... blah blah... :)...

#291 by saadmd

Dear Saadmd,

In spite of some leg-pulling (hope you did not mind!) I truly think that you are far more credible and sincere than such chowk fixtures as mian H2 and mian T32 of that “ghissaa-peetaa” mindset! Because:

(1) You appear to believe in the inherent goodness of mankind and see your religion as a means of bringing that inherent goodness out.

(2) You do not appear to believe that being a Muslim makes one inherently superior to another person who may be non-Muslim and you do not use different yardsticks for Muslims and from non-Muslims.

(3) You do not condone the use of violence to attain political objectives – for example, in Kashmir! Individuals like you will never make the Muhammad Attas of the world – unlike the vast majority of your countrymen (including their expatriate editions) for whom the “doctrine of necessity” predominates every walk of life!

I hope the above statements dispel any misunderstandings between the two of us and firmly ensconce you on the comparatively higher pedestal in these chowk halls of fame where you genuinely belong!

If only we could convince these other foolish interactors that you are not really me!! They are such a suspicious bunch of foolish individuals.

PS: I still think you ought to consider changing the name of your country from Pakistan to something else – after all you do remember where it was carved out of, and if you mean to use the term “pure” in the good sense and only call one section “pure” – by implication you are saying that the other portion is “other than pure”! This is an example of an exclusivist thinking mindset which would be contradictory, in fact anathema, to the noble thoughts you have advanced in your two previous interacts.

Have a merry Christmas!

#311 hamidm: You deluded paki, you!! There are no problems in India!! You should know that by now. :-)

Re: # 318

tahmed,

........ i wish i was in islamabad as planned - nobody talks about any of this stuff over there .......... this seems to be an obsession with expatriates who, if you really think about it, don`t really have a mangy dog in the fight ........ unfortunately my daughter busted her knee and had to have reconstrucitve surgery, so i am stuck here on my `vacation` with the whining indians on one side and three whiney women on the other ......... but i will take my chances with the horrible hindoos over kashmir instead of arguing with mrs hamidm about new drapes for the bedroom - a battle i have no chance of winning ..........

Re: # 319

Hamidm sahib:

It could all be conspiracy of three wise women to convert you to vote for Hillary Clinton. Indians cannot chage you, but three wise women shall change you.

Re: # 323

Actually, the three women are kicking his fat a$$ and there is nothing Hamidm can do about it... so, in frustration, he is lashing out at the hinuds... which kind of typical of pakis - if things go wrong, just blame it on the hinuds... :)

Re: # 324

mohar mian,

may al-lah bless you with half a dozen daughters !

Re: # 325

dude, please - half a dozen daughters??... you can`t manage two - how am i going to manage half a dozen?... :)

Moron Mohar: and here is a bonus bone, a second post. This is in recognition of your having outdone yourself in Mohar Moronisms.

Merry Christmas from Santa. :-)

There is another bone waiting for you next spring, if you are diligent. ha! ha!

Campfollower Mohar: I have the most wonderful news of the year for you. You have completed your quota of 20 posts that I require before I toss you a bone in terms of a response. OK...you had met your quota some time back, and I am tossing you this bone with some delay.

So, here is your very own post. Go for it, boy. Grab this bone and give me 20 more posts!!

what the heck is this and why is nobody talking about it instead of going on and on about kashmir !?

Authorities in India`s north-eastern state of Assam say they are planning to deploy soldiers in the capital Guwahati after a series of blasts in the city.
There have been several bomb and grenade attacks - killing more than 20 people - in Guwahati since September.

Officials say militants of the United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA) were likely to be behind the attack.

The separatist group had been fighting Delhi`s rule in the tea and oil-rich state for the past 27 years.

Re: # 311
[...why is nobody talking about it...]

Yeah, why? why? why is nobody talking about it?... why are people so cruel to me? why? why? why am I in the doghouse, not a drink in sight?....

Dude, whatever you did, just go apologize and get it over with... you are going f**ing insane like the rest of pakis.... get a drink and get on with your miserable life... stop blabbering about kashmir, assam and all these other stuff.... :)