Iraq Study Group, a day late and a penny short!

Re: # 22
[... Got Beef?...]

Dude, I told you, I got everything... beef, pork, double-decker burgers with red strips of bacon... everything... :)... big fat sausages for your islamo-fascist a00 - how does that sound?...

New to chowk, are you?

Re: # 21

What i want right now is a juicy hamburger. Got Beef? On a side note, Hindu intellectual? isnt that an oxy-moron? You know wat those r dont ya? oh yeah and dont forget to correct my spelling mistakes of r=are and ya=you. Hamburger takes precedence over everything however, so get movin.

Re: # 19
[..tell us more mr. science...]

Sure thing, dude.... With a brain ravaged by years of rampant bedouinism, you need to start from the basics... you will have to re-learn the whole concept of god, religion, life etc. etc... and even the spellings... not that I am a grammar-nazi - but just to make the point that you know so little about the world around you...

How about that for a start?... does that work for you or do you want more?... You know, as Mr Science - I have a lot of ``intellectual`` stuff in my pocket... want it? ... :)

Re: # 19

ouch it must have pained a bit, we r pickin on spelling mistakes now! from theological discussion to a spelling bee ehh? Anyway if it helps u sleep better than i`ll play along. My apologies in advance cause i know i have made errors again, tell us more mr. science.

Re: # 18
[....you might have to burn in eternal hell fire for your stubbornness. I am just playing the odds man, you seem to be too sure of ur dillusions...]

The word is delusion... :) ... But that`s fine - I will burn in eternal hell fire.... and you, the pure muslim, will enjoy eternally virgin p****ies, all 72 of them... and some gilman young boys too...

and yet I am the one who has ``dillusions``... :)

RE#16 & 17:

Yes offcourse. We should listen to you morons because after all you invented the wheel. Get over your vegetarian self and put on a deodrant first and then pretend to be an intellectual. Islam can`t be blamed for idiotic actions of muslims. Use your common sense if you have any. religion can be blamed if there is discrepency in scriptrue or if the actions of prophet (PBUH) were faulty. If you have minimal intellect then you won`t resort to the stupidities from pat robertson as a proof of Quran`s deficiency.

Whether there is a GOD or not and how are we suppose to go about our lives, that`s a question that will be resolved without the shadow of a doubt when we pass away and meet that ``big man`` in the skies. If your theory is correct and this life was a big party where i should have drank myself to sleep every night and I should have lied, cheated and broke every ``supposed`` command of the big man in the skies then you & I will be treated pretty much similarly. But if heavens forbid your theory doesnt come to fruition then you might have to burn in eternal hell fire for your stubbornness. I am just playing the odds man, you seem to be too sure of ur dillusions.

Re: # 13

you are asking a lot of hypothetical questions... what if this. what if that... well, things as they exist today ain`t like what you wish them to be... mullahs are wrong, madrassa`s are citadels of big0try, and backwardness.... muslims have been failures in most part and islam has proved to be cause their backwardness.... that`s the reality...

The poisond russian spy - did you talk to him?... what did he say?... and who cares what a jacka$$ ex-KGB russian spy has to say about anything... he deserved the death he got - since when dying russian spies became source of any kind of wisdom... Clutching at straws, are you?

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Re: # 14 by ntsyed on December 16, 2006 4:41am PT
Re: # 13

``I said, ’Well son, as you wish. We already have one Muslim in our family -

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Here comes Neil Armstrong and the azan on the moon. Mullahs are always ahead of everyone else.

And if it is not the moon, then the Mullahs are too happy to convert all the crooks, spooks, and criminals from the US jails.

Sad indeed.

Even his father has made it clear that he is not responsible for his son`s actions! US President George W Bush is battling criticism over Iraq and many other issues but now it is his father who says that he is not responsible for his table manners. During a chance encounter with Manmohan Singh in the lobby of the Four Seasons Hotel here last night, Bush Sr. asked the Indian Prime Minister how he was getting on with his son. ``I said very well,`` Singh told reporters onboard his flight to Delhi today. But the former US President said something more which Singh did not reveal. ``If you do not like his table manners don`t blame me,`` Bush joked and pointing to his wife Barbara said, ``blame her!``


http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/holnus/003200612161921.htm

Re: # 13

``Litvinenko`s father, Walter, said in an interview published today that his son - who was born an Orthodox Christian but had close links to Islamist rebels in Chechnya - had requested to be buried according to Muslim tradition after converting to Islam on his deathbed.
``He said ’I want to be buried according to Muslim tradition’,`` Mr Litvinenko told Moscow`s Kommersant daily.
``I said, ’Well son, as you wish. We already have one Muslim in our family - my daughter is married to a Muslim. The important thing is to believe in the Almighty. God is one.’``

ALLAH-o-AKBAR!

Re: # 12 by mohar11

I don`t mean to interrupt your self-indulgence via oral defecation, but what if all that you say turns out to be 100% wrong?

What if there is a God, and He Does care about who/what you worship, and even you worship at all or not...what would a bania like you do?

What if the He manages the big universe and keeps account of every prostration made for His pleasure....which position a bania like you will be in to not have offered even one such prostration?

What if the mullah in the madrassah knew everything correctly and told us correctly, and it DOES make a BIG difference to worship God....how would a bania like you like to have his feet fed to him?

I think you should have talked to the Russian spy recently poisoned to death before he passed away. Read about his last wishes, and I`m hopeful you`ll know what you`ve missed and continue to miss.

Please don`t be embarrassed if you cannot muster an intelligent and civilized response. I`m prepared to respect your handicap.

:-)~~

PS: not that this will enter your bedouinism-damaged brain, but let me try nonetheless...

God, if there is ever one, doesn`t really care about who/what you worship, or even you worship at all... The big man in the sky has a big universe to manage - he doesn`t give a flying fu88k about if a bunch of camel-humping nincompoops upend their a$$es five times a day...

That`s truth... so forget all that your mullah told you in that madressah, mullah doesn`t know jack... worshipping Old Joe, or Old Mo or an Old Monkey makes no difference... get it?

Re: # 8

In your dreams, mian, only in your wildest dreams...... bania is never so stupid, not even in his worst day... :)....

But you followers of bedouinims have been pretty stupid these days - very intolerant, ideological and blind to reality... that verse represents a very medieval and backward mindset - it explains perfectly why you guys are in the dumps these days - killing one another mercilesslessly as much as you get killed by kafirs...

``Shame on Wolfowitz, Chenny, Rumsfeld, Rove and all the neo-con gangsters for creating this mess in Iraq.``(author)

neither `shame` nor even Nuremberg gallows can wipe out the blood of half a million Iraqis dead -- thousands of dead and wounded Americans -- from the deathly claws of these 4 war criminal vultures.

#5 by Urstruly

Thanks for your beutiful posts ... as always!

Re: # 7

And this wisdom exuding from someone who thinks that cow urine is the purest thing on the face of this earth and his alive mother should burn with his father`s dead body. End must be near.