Carl Friedrich Gauss

#90 Masadi

Yaar, Masadi – itnaa ghussaa mat ho! I like to kid around with everybody – including this okhlee-moosal guy!

The truth is that this is a great article and I am extremely fond of the Doctor Gill – and I always try to read everything he writes – even though sometimes it feels like chewing sand paper!

What is all that stuff about “rebellion fizzling out” and “false consciousness will envelope you destroying your life and the life of newer generations”?! It went right over my nest.

But it appears to have something to do with your being upset at these editors holding your submitted articles in the dock instead of letting the same loose upon the chowk public! It is a bit like thwarted love!

I FEEL for you, my man!

So here is a suggestion for you.

Before you turn in your manuscripts into the hands of these super-picky editors – run those by me!

You see yaar, if whatever you cook tastes bland – it won’t satisfy the appetite of the hungry chowk masses. We are desis and we like our stuff spicy! Never hold that ingredient back.

So you send your manuscript to me first. And I will spice it up. I will put in just the right ingredients to give it the proper level of hot red pepper and soft gooey sex – sometimes mixed together – and before you know it, these folks will be eating out of your hands!

I guarantee it!

Let me give you a sample of my handiwork on a bit of the current piece!

You see where the Gillster writes:

“After matriculating from school at the age of 14, Gauss entered Caroline College in 1792. While there, he was able to prove the fundamental theorem of algebra.”

Maybe factually correct – but isn’t it boring as hell?!

If I were to have worked on it, this is how it would have read:

“The Gauss could not wait to get out of High School!

Visions of secret meetings with those of the opposite sex danced before his eyes – visions of meetings in dark hall-ways, meetings behind 20 feet tall drapes, and meetings under the tall green trees surrounding the outhouses! The visions took possession – and the hormones of the fourteen year old raced faster than the fastest Wells Fargo coach then around!

So where could one find just the right level of co-education for a young man in need?! The Caroline College, of course! The year was 1792.

The record is unclear on whether he actually made it with any females of that institution (which was probably a mostly male institution anyway). The record is even less clear whether he made it with any males of that institution. What is clear is that he came up with an independent proof of the fundamental theorem of algebra.

You get the picture!

In #89 read <<< GT mian, I read your section on my article on SM movement >>

as

GT mian, I read your section on my article on SM structure

Okhla writes <<< It is not life that is unfair. It is your expectations that are unfair & unrealistic. >>>

In other words bjk he wants you to lower your expectations about what you as a human being can achieve, and why does he say that, he says it because the lowest of the low, the immoral higher thugs that he worships, the only way they can suceed is if people speaking the truth relent. If you lower your expectations on this peon`s advice then the rebellion will fizzle out, you will come to blame yourself for your shortcomings and your false consciousness will envelope you destroying your life and the life of newer generations. This is what AHs like Okhla aspire towards because that is the only way these thugs can get their cake, eat it and then put their dirty fingers in your cake as well. Life is made unfair due to the doings of a minority of a minority that weilds power and skews all advantages for its perverse ends, the power elite. Chowk editors are merely tyring to mimic that higher corruption. This article is a piece of BS in which zero effort as far as thought goes has gone. Gill in his pseudo-plagirism has merely acted as a tape recorder blurting out what his corrupt mind has managed to read.....all his articles are like this and then the AH censors other articles that are useful, abusing his editorial office....

GT mian, I read your section on my article on SM movement, if you think it needs a lot more work you must have some ideas which you could expand upon and benefit us all. Sit down and do some writing... I think I squeezed in enough information in that space. It was a review of a couple of articles from professional journals that I tried to recombine (using the thought process unlike Gill) and use both for contemporary society and the history of religious movements of the past...regarding the homelessness article when I post it, I will let you know there is section in it on the history of homelessness and the Slavery Act is mentioned in that context... As for okhla, let that sob perish in his rage, he cannot stop or block the truth, lulu or no lulu...

okhla writes <<< Does it actually take a physical kick on your behind to make you go away?? >>>

No, it will take something more, a jdam probably. I am not going away AH. I will be there to challenge the BS of your kind, supporter of dictators and US hegemony, slaves of the white man. Be afraid, be very afraid because I am not going away, regardless of your lies about rejection and deportation-NONE of which is true...

overall i find it absolutely fascinating that these guys like euler, gauss, newton were studying these things and getting peers to review them...outside of europe there were no body involved in such shyte...indians were fighing one of their umpteen panipat wars i guess...but its not like the europeans did not have their wars during that time, so that is no excuse.

#84

Daghaabaaz! Dhokheybaaz! Kambakhat!

How can ANYONE in their right mind think Gaussian distribution is more interesting that Hercule Poirot?!

It is not like the good doc is discussing the intimate details of the sex life of the Gauss man!!

Re: # 83
Shut up Masadi. Take your weird articles to lulu.com, where they truly belong.
Can you not understand REJECTION?? Does it actually take a physical kick on your behind to make you go away??

I have already pointed out that you have been comprehensively rejected by the US school which got you deported, the Pakistani college which saw your true colors and finally by Chowk editors. Ordnary Chowkies like me had recognized your true Zero-potential long back.

Abb hutt jaa !!!
Hawaa aane de bhai !!!

Re: # 82

BJK, I sometimes enjoy your writings (when they are not plagiarised, that is). But Gauss is much more fascinating. Most chowkies agree and hence the skewed ratio of number of interacts.

It is not life that is unfair. It is your expectations that are unfair & unrealistic.

You are way out of sync, man....

read the article on Social Movement Structure that Mohammad Gill and other Chowk Editors censored and didn`t publish, because they want to hide things that might benefit humanity, all they are interested in is publishing their pseudo-plagirized, thoughtless, tape-recorder-esque (their brains, the finished products of colonial education designed for the ``inferiors`` and the colonized mindset, can only reproduce stuff that is rote-memorized, in other words their brains function as mere tape recorders that spit out in more or less similar words what they have read in other places, there is no connection of concepts, no original thought and no critical analysis even as there is consistent worship of all things Western by them) articles.

Chowk readers take back the site that belongs to you and not these ignorant AHs.

I do not get it.

Gill sahib writes a piece on one of the most boring, dry concepts in Math and gets 81 interacts - and it is still going up!

I wrote the most imaginative piece of fiction entitled ``Hercule Poirot`s Christmas`` on FP and all I have to show for it are ten measly interacts - most my own!

Life is really unfair!

engineers love gaussian distribution coz its fourier transform also is gaussian - makes for ez estimation of moments, etc.

Re: # 77 by khurram:

Well even the class of computationally complex models is LARGE. One has to get a theoretical model from that class first. FYI most fixed points that economists use are computationally complex ... my point is that economists use these fixed points without concerning themselves with the complexity. For example, economists assume that prices are such that demand is equal to supply. They do not care (or a very few do) as to how these prices come about in the first place.

Gill sahib,

For crying out loud, fix the transposition in your blasted title, and the rest of your article – or get Chowk Staff to do it if you can’t do it yourself! ‘Friederich Carl’, indeed!

Re: # 76 by iron_mask

Actually, I know nothing about chowk staff. Temporal was this nice interactor, but he fell out with some folks like Farzana.

Actually, I dislike the fact that chowk staff knows all of us but we do not know them. Farzana was the first editor who came out .... defended her position .... took and gave sh!t. It was nice. Then she left saying that there were better things for her to do (quite believable if you ask me ... she wrote well). Well now you have this ... it seems that there is a set of people who know each other and manage chowk and also make things difficult for each other.

So, the stock markets are computationally complex? Does that mean somebody with a supercomputer will eventually come up with a winning strategy?
Or, are they actually random, and no one will ever figure them out?