Political Quandary in Pakistan

Re:67

Hamidm2 Sahib,
Long time....
I hope you have been good or bad as you usually are here but nevertheless always funny.

Ah, the political quandry in Pakistan....lets come back to it...

Everybody already knows that Zeemax is a very manly man who spends his weekends knowing the right and wrong holes of Chowk members....Hahahaha....

Does creepiness ever reach a Zenith with this Namoona!

Oh well,
I havent seen tahmed around....
Must say salam to the old chap......

and Hamidm2 Sahib,
This was hardly a discussion of sexual matters, although I do think we should start one...

about Pakistani men and their Impotencies! Physical, Psychological or Political...........Hahaha

To get out of this mess....

PRESIDENT: Benazir Bhutto or Nawaz/Imran

PM: Mushahid Hussain or Shortcut Aziz

COAS: Pervez Musharraf or ?

Chief Justice: Iftikhar Chaudhry or Reema

All Parties Meeting (actually Mushahid Hussains idea)

Venue: Nirala Sweets (hamidm's idea).

Chief Election Commisioner: tahmed (so nobody gets out of line)

Dress Code: Black Shirts..

Where is YLH?

If he does not return soon, Arjun and bjkumar

will declare victory and THEN what will they do?

Ras

shoresahib and zeemax,

.... see what i mean? ....... nobody cares about the political quandary in pakistan except gill sahib and tahmed ... i think even tahmed has come to his senses and is taking a wait and see approach .......

.... carry on with your discussion of sexual matters - it is a lot more interesting than the mush/bb saga .......

Re: #65

Mr. Zeemax,

I never announced that whether I am a passive or active gay.

Thats for me to know, and for you to never find out!

I thought when someone was gay, he or she was just gay!

When did I invite men to be my sexual partners here?

Do you have any proof or you just pull things out of your behind to fling your crap!

Each time you do, you show your littleness!

Not just in mental stature but also where it counts the most for a man....

Does it make you feel like more of a "MAN" to pick on the likes of me and others?

Does flinging your oral feces give your impotency a lift Viagra could never provide.....
and does it make your member really engorged and stiff to dehumanize some people on chowk and call them with labels.....

Tsk tsk tsk

How pathetic truly....

Oh grow up, please!

Henceforth, You are being ignored by me.

#64 Posted by ShoreSahib,

I thought you announced openly that you were a passive gay on Chowk, and everyone knows that. You actually invited men here to be your sexual partners. Is that not true?

I don't actually care if it is, because you're in good company. There's another one named khaki something advertising his bottom.

Re: #63

Dear Mr. Zeemax,

I never claimed any proclivities..............

You only assumed what your dirty mind wanted to.....

Its You who is obsessed with man-holes and their uses....

Not me...

I never accused anyone of doing anything "right" or "wrong" with their hole..

Frankly, its their personal business...

Honestly, I really don't care either way whether you remove the ten foot pole from your hole....or whether it even exists!

Its none of my business!!!!!

and I would advise you to refrain from making assumptions about people you know nothing about.

#60 Posted by ShoreSahib,

I thought the man-hole was designed to expel some refuse and not to insert some in it. But you obviously have different proclivities.

#57 Posted by hamidm2,

Hamidm2, more and more I kept being drawn to your POV (except your ramblings about camels and the rest etc). I like Sheikh Rashid too. He tells the truth when he calls himself a UKP which he is. That's courage. Not honor though, but what do ranghars know about honor?

Is he from your 'halqa'? I'll vote for him even if not registered in that 'halqa'. That's a promise :)

pureland has reached rock bottom and started drilling..

east bangladesh cancels cricket tour of west bangladesh

Bangladesh postpones its under-19 tour of Pakistan for security concerns

DHAKA, Bangladesh: Bangladesh's cricket oversight body said Friday it has ordered its under-19 team not to fly to Pakistan due to security concerns.

The Bangladesh Cricket Board said in a statement it made the decision after Bangladesh's diplomatic mission in the Pakistani city of Karachi asked it to postpone a planned tour.

The team was scheduled to fly late Friday to play five one-day matches and a four-day match against the Pakistani under-19 side.

The team had been originally scheduled to leave Bangladesh on Wednesday but the departure was rescheduled because of political turmoil in Pakistan, where President General Pervez Musharraf declared a state of emergency last Saturday.

The International Cricket Council earlier this week halted the women's World Cup qualifiers in Pakistan, while an ICC delegation inspecting facilities for next year's Champions Trophy left the country early for security concerns.

Re: #55

Now how would you know that.

Perhaps Zardari believes in tilling his Munkooha Kheti backwards and fowards....

and secondly,

Zeemax Sahib,

Didnt your mother or grandmother teach you that if you cant speak with the hole just below your nose, you shouldn't speak with the other one.

and thirdly, are you the official expert on holes, and their myriad uses?

fourthly, we are all given orifices for various purposes. I use mine for whatever pleases me, as it is my body and my unalienable right to do so....

But you on the other hand, Sir; Use yours the way you seem fit, and by God, I dont even want to think about that.....

Aadaab, Hazrat!

Re: # 57

mohar mian,

..... and one more thing ... this jihadi thing was very popular with everyone during the russian occupation of afghanistan and we all thought that what is good for the america must be good for us ........ wrong! .... heck, even i thought it was a great idea to use these smelly tribals as bashibazouks against the occupation forces in iok ..... wrong! .......

... so sheikh rashid was not the only one - everyone from ronald reagen to hamidm1 thought it was a great idea ....... so please, give him the visa .... the man is a gem among the watwani stones of paki politicians ........ thank you for your kind consideration

actually that's "kleptocrat in hermes scarf who has been annointed PM of the land of the pure"..and there's nothing abdul paki can do about the hermes scarf or the PM appointment.

Re: # 56

mohar mian,

... sheikh rashid is a good man .... the only reason he was a 'jihadi enabler' is because the military won't do what it is paid to do ...... it wants to run the country instead of adjusting the line of control which it tried to subcontract to the jihadis ..... bad idea! .... now we are paying the price with the blowback ......

...... i aplogize on behalf of sheikh rashid and promise not to do it again ....... the loc will be fixed using conventional means - infantry, armor an artillery with proper air and naval support ......

... sorry for the mix-up ....please give sheikh sahib the visa - he is an big cricket fan and is generally well behaved ... however, i can't promise he will not try to pick up some bollywood item girl - sheik sahib is a bachelor and has the roving eye ......

prime minister sheikh rashid zindabad !

Hamid

Dude - your idol, this Sheikh Rashid guy - it seems the dude was some kind jihadi enabler [in pakiland, who isn't ?] and got his visa denied by New Delhi, the dude wanted to watch cricket in india... and it seems he was crying in live TV over this - about his "struggle" to get the visa... in the middle "emergency" rule in his country... :)

I mean - what's wrong with you pakis?... Why are you people so stupid and delusional?... :)

#54 Posted by ShoreSahib,

At-least she gets it pointed at the right whole.

I love that comment about Benazir...

"a kleptocrat in a Hermes headscarf."

She is precisely that, and so much more......

Way to go Jemima dearie!