US Conspiracy to Destablize Pakistan?

It is a bit lame to be coming up with these conspiracy theories... Note that the journalists coming up with these theories are the most pro-government and spineless individuals, eg. Ahmad Qureshi.

Our problem lies with our internal checks and balances (or lack thereof). If you want to dismantle the judiciary, terrorize the press, install Musharaf's covering candidate (soomoro) and other Q leaguers in the so called "neutral' caretaker government , then you have NO right to float 'international" conspiracy theories.

As the Radiohead song goes: "You do it to yourself, and that is what really hurts."

Yes, Paksitan with a dictator is most vulnerable to outside influence (because Musharraf lacks internal electoral credibility)... BUT as civil society we have to address the real issue, i.e. we have to insist on independence of institutions. You have to differentiate the core disease from the symptoms.

The best thing that Pakitan can do at this stage is to sentence Musharraf for desecrating the constitution. I know it is far fetched at this stage (because Musharraf has given a great blow to the independence of the judiciary)... but he must be brought to book by Pakistanis for his crimes and lies against Pakistan (I do not think he should ever be given a safe passage to Turkey).

the bum of islam

... can someone remind me about what is it that pakistan has that america wants so badly ? .... we don't have oil or gold; even our human resources are pretty pathetic as represented by the sample we have on chowk ..... and inspite of masadi's paranoia, i doubt it very much that the us would attack pakistan to get rid of him when they have crazy kooks like ward churchill running loose in their own country ...... so what is it?........ we don't have atta, cheeni, gas or electricity ? ....cotton? .... now it seems that we have a problem there as well ........ so what the heck is it ?

........wait a minute ! ........ it must be the atom bum ! ....... the very same bum that i celebrated with a big bum party and invited my smug neighbor dr gupta and his head-wagging wife ..... look guys, like all pakis i was petrified by the two weeks of deafening silence that followed the bhaji blast by the vegetarians and was absolutely delighted when we finally tested the bum to protect us from the heen-eating horrible hindoos ........

.......... but that was then, when i feared the hindoos more than the muslims who want to blow up the world ..... now, like all other reasonable people, i too am worried that al-lah's dark forces will somehow get their dirty paws on our precious bum and do something nasty ...... based on the recent performance of the pakistani army i am not sure they can protect our bum ........ so let's give it up to the americans who can protect us from ourselves .......let's give up our bum to save our bum

Re: # 32 hamimd

Well, I am not sure.. looking at what whiteman has done to economy of the US of A in last 8 years, I am not too optimistic on the whiteman's abilities...

Time for a black man or a white woman... :)

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you know why you are always in trouble one way or the other - one word - delusion.... you always pretend to be what you are not...

Examples: you pakis try to be more bedouin than bedouins... you are half hinud but try to be more muslim than king saud... you are dark and puny in stature but pretend to be white and big... you are pygmies intellectually, but pretend to be great scholars spouting same old nonsense day in and day out...

Most importantly - you are generally s!ssies but you pretend to be great warriors... you guys have always been the supplicants and surrender monkeys throughout thousand years in history, you have bent over for any smelly barbarian has managed to cross the mountains... or these days, whoever manages to make a phone call at the dead of the night...

This one delusion has cost you lot... you have tried to punch above your weight, fought unnecessarily with bad hinuds on the neighborhood, lost half the country... you even went ahead and stole yourself a bum, you thought somehow the bum will make you what you are not... that was the ultimate delusion... the bum could never make a dal-eating paki into a great warrior...

Now - you have run out of atta and dal... see what you done to yourselves?...

Re: # 38

mohar mian,

based on your response i take back my last post and am glad that we have the bum ....... as a matter of fact i think we should use it on a day the wind is blowing in the right direction !

#21 Posted by masadi on January 18, 2008 6:44:06 pm


I do not work for that government funded institution anymore


you couldn't even keep your job in a PAKI university...I mean, come on!!! the bar was really really low and you failed!!

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Re: # 41

fool! ......... it is not sea biscuit, it is 'buraq'

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what do they say in hindi: langda chale hansa ka chal...

Re: # 43

mohar mian,

..... there are no 'good' pakis when it comes to dealing with horrible hindoos ....... grandpa gopinath might have made a mistake, but the process of circumcision is irreversible ........

Re: # 25 America is not only friend we have. China is most important friend and brother we have and all citizens love china. Generals can count on China.Pakistan is very important to china, it controls India and keeps India down with Pakistani friendship.

King of spins!
Fuzair,
Were you in Pakistan when the nation unified after the earthquake? Plz dont bombast theories

Re: # 45hamidm

I know... when zeemax runs after you with his pocket guillotine, remember who to run to... :)