30 Days in Afghanistan - Dinner Conversations

Re: # 36; ahmedmadani sahib,

LOL!!!!

abso..bloody..lutely brilliant sir!!...as usual, if I may say so

Re: # 30 Hamidsahib.... Its your perogative to use alcohol or not. You will be happy to hear from me your advice is taken here in Karachi also and they follow you and hate people like me as unenlightened and reactionaries etc. Now about sex and other things it has changed with generations. Most grand parents will be shocked what their grand children are doing unthinkable things and be ashamed and one has to move with time. Some times it is good one day we pass away as we feel morals are unchangable but they change which is inevitable but it is hard to bear. Even the most flamboyant men and women mostyly change as your body changes and time leaves you behind. Some time one atonishes oneself to think is it fine or bad. One can not follow new mind with new energies new ethos.
Now most women who are educated and daring enough to reject marriage prososals are very modern. It has changed dymnamics of marriages for expak men. I have no feeling how expak women feel. Now I know few men who are educated and they are in confusion when young women ask then questions.
When woman wants to reject man they have advantage hidden cards they can take out ace and dismiss them.
These are real experiences by expak. First Expak is back, he has short time.
He goes to visit girl and to his surprise women tells her parents that she will ask hjim out for dinner. ( See psycological game started, 1st she has demolished his natural authority of asking her out) So in his mind he is shattered by this arrogent bad brat.
They go out. She ask him do you like beer.You tell me what he can say. If he says he does not then he is cave dweller she can call and redicule. If he says yer then also damning, so she controls situation. She do you 5 times pray ? Again either way loose. Now she asks you had girl fried ? If yes how many and how long etc. If not he is considerd foolish. Then she ask oh you have girl friends why you not marry them ? They do not want to marry you or what ?
Most men do not drink or do not have girlfriends etc or no zina sex etc. But now new women are different if you have neither and you have been to white country then they feel you are gay or something like that. Normal old fashioned way is not acceptable.
Most men expak I new have to lie being good in drinking , girlfriends and what not just to be acceptable. Some women who do hanky panky here force expak to go aids test. Its humilating but man has to do what he is needed.
What I feel because of women are getting too progressive they reject man being boring, religious fanatics and no gf or beer or smoking. NOw high class smokes men and women. Now some middle class people to just show off buy cheap empty bottles of johny walker ( black lebel costs more) feel with water as asthetic show piece. The Sharabi is well alive and thriviung you men and women who are educated and access to money are quite westernased and internet has spread sex like crazy like wild fire. This reason there can be islamic revolution, when too much too good things then who believe become angry. Determined minority muslims can lead to different things. If people like you who are honest will not lead to revolution etc as hypocracy leads to anger. Most are dishonest and that is what believer gats inflamed. In sense it is always battle ground all muslim lands between believers who give importance to second life after judgement day and and enjoyment oriented happiness seekers. Now it appears amoung white wesst north europe there is no takers for second life phase. USA is heard religious land but secondlifers are loosing big way. BUt Pakistan will be battle ground for next 50 years and then slowly enjoyment oriented will dominate, Religious are powerful but is contracting universe and that creats anxity for loosers. If you do all that stuff what we can do nothing , only we want people to discrete and respects old ways atleast for show. I have tried all good things to impose on my daughters it does not work , it just leads to clashes and they ask to shut up and say I do not understand. Just I do not like such things. Marujuana is big thing here it is fashin amoung young and beautiful people. Mr. Hamid things are going your way, its bad times. Good day bye. I think India may be worst with all those hindi movies and open liquior shops and what not that is bit consoling. That ameriocan influence is pervading impossible to fight like fighting against see.
Good day.
Hope people move to good stuff so we can learn.

re:tahmed32#34
"What happens when you fill a lota with alcohol?"
"fill a lota with alcohol and you get pathbreaking scientific insights!!"

I thought if you fill a lota with alcohol, you get romair.

Hell what do I know.

On second thought he does have path breaking insight :)

Regards,

Faruk

hamidm: actually in #33 i have answered the question i had in #32: fill a lota with alcohol and you get pathbreaking scientific insights!!

hamidm: and i didnt realize that anyone needed your assurance of the joys of sex.

and your lumping sex and booze (the former being something the body is designed to handle, the latter being something the body is not designed to handle as you may have noticed perhaps) seems to be the biggest breakthrough in classification since the development of the periodic table.

#30 hamidm: Scientific question - What happens when you fill a lota with alcohol?

"praying unnecessarily,"....:) delightfull phrase -- pre, post and in between masterbashon -- we all have done that -- haven't we...:)

Re: # 28

madani sahib,

..... i respect your opinion, but drinking is really good for you - you should try it .....

.......... when i was a little boy an older cousin, who had grown a beard and was prone to praying unnecessarily, told me that i would go blind if i didn't stop masturbating ...... for many many years i was traumatized by the fear of blindness but i just couldn't stop doing what comes naturally to little boys .......... but nothing happened and to this day i don't wear glasses ! ......

.......same thing with wine and bhang - trust me, if you don't overdo it nothing will happen and you will have a lot of fun ........ it is a lot more fun than praying, fasting and jihad ....... praying causes callouses on your ankles and puts the mark of the devil on your forehead; fasting is bad for you because it causes cancer of the stomach and impotence; jihad resuts in the death of innocent people ..........

....... have a drink and sex with a member of the opposite sex and i guarantee you that you will like it ....... and in case you are worried, nowhere in the koran does it say that you cannot drink and also sex (including orgies with multiple women and homosexuality) is permitted in islam ........ so loosen up !

hamid pa ji:

I know the realization comes a little too late, but really, reading all your posts all these years, I've realized that you and the "albela" arjuna have one thing in common. You love to write things just because you KNOW they are going to offend, and you don't care how it offends them. Nor do you get offended by all the things people say to you or about you.

The difference being you CAN be funny, and arjuna, well, erm, anyway. . . and maybe sometimes there may be a grain of truth in your tales, somewhere. . .tails ka pata nahiN

Deny it all you want, there it is. :)

drinking is one worst thing any body can but for muslim is morally wrong. One can not be muslim and boast of drinking. I am tired of fake muslims who are slave to their tongue and nasha and claim to be muslim. such type of things make most people of generation not liking liberal attitudes in diet and liquid refreshments. That is reason many muslims though may not like kazi sahib still prefer than fake liberal muslims. foxes wearing dress of tigers. instead of that i will respect authentic dog than liberal progressive drinking people. I feel ALCOHOL SHOULD be FORBIDDEN to all it is poison worst than cobras bite.

Re: # 26

tahmed,

.... you are a monkey who doesn't appreciate ginger .....

......... what really amazes me is that this fool, randhawa, had to go all the way to afghanistan to discover the hypocrisy and stupidity of the mohammedans ...... he could have seen it at any paki masjid in brooklyn or at any meeting of arabs in dearborn ...... muslims are a confused lot who have made up all these silly rules based on bedouin folklore that deprive them of the simple pleasures of life ...... they long for sex and wine, but have to wait until they die and cross over to the other side - it drives them nuts and sometimes it drives them to blowing themselves up, but as good soldiers of the moon god they continue to torture themselves ............. fools !

hamidm: and another benefit of marijuana i assume is that you dont wake up with both legs in the same pajama leg that urstruly mentions.

Re: # 13

salim mian,

.... i agree .. marijuana is much better, but unfortunatley it is illegal ........ it makes you mellow instead of belligerant and people tend to drive below twenty miles an hour when they are under the influence of this wonderful herb ...... in its liquid form - bhang - it also has a 'cooling' effect (thandi taseer) and is good for your eyesight ..... for the religiously inclined it also brings you closer to the god of your choice - the malangs at the mazars in pakistan can testify to that ...... some of these malangs would be prophets if it weren't for the crazy mozlems who insist that mo was the last man to talk to the moon god .......

chachoo methinks somebunny wuvs you ....give him your autograph already :)

#12 Posted by Salim_Chauhan on May 13, 2008 9:18:29 am


Do you have any proof? Or do you just take the word of a "Fasadi Runt" as gospel?


who're you talking about? perhaps your boyfriend fartboy?

#15 Posted by tahmed32 on May 13, 2008 10:48:35 am


As for relaxing - 20 minutes of sweating it out,


does riding your moral high-horse count? if it does, you should be the most relaxed person in gaithersburg