The Wrong Mix

Re: # 33

Madani Sahib:

"...Mr. Anil what about hindu socialism ? ..."

That is what you say, when you make a joke. Hinduism emphasizes indvidualism and with its castes it probably would at best be the primitive capitalisism.

Anil

tahmed peon of the West and traitor to the East writes " I have never heard of any plan to actually separate Bangladesh from Pakistan. Why do you believe there was such a plan?"

Bangladesh was never joined to Pakistan, not geographically, neither politically (as the elections of 1970 revealed), and the ruling elite the Pakistan military and the feudals were vested in the West and not the East. It was simply more convenient for them to maintain their control with minimal loss of power by letting go of Bangladesh. Further when the brits (those you worship) did this BS division with a major enemy in between, and an ethnic divide of significant numbers, they assumed that it would break away down the road, if they didn't then they must have been damn fools (like you).....

Err the ideologue behind Arab Socialism i.e. Baathism was Michel Aflaq a Greek Orthodox Christian

Re: # 77'

"As for sex, I wonder if it is true but a true momin once told me that, in addition to what you say, the only acceptable sexual position is the missionary position and a bath is mandatory after 'subhanallah'"(DM)

DM -- that true Momin was actually a false Momin because he has not smelled the fragrance of the famous Arab Kamasutra called the The Perfumed Garden by Sheikh Nafzaoui -- a book of thousand Islamic positions.

Speaking of art, the following has to be seen to be believed........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU9Damy4cEk

hamidm#47:

For once, your sarcasm is misplaced. Islamic art is, in my opinion, a great example of what the human creativity can do when constraints are placed upon it. Just as Iranians under the Shia rule have made some very creative art films, the same minds earlier did when faced with the Islamic injunctions on music and figures (and tahmed saheb, please do not ask where in the quran does it say anything about music and art, I am praising Muslims here?). They turned writing the quranic verses (calligraphy) itself into a beautiful art, turned to nature and geometry for paintings and sculpture and saying azaan itself became musical.

As for sex, I wonder if it is true but a true momin once told me that, in addition to what you say, the only acceptable sexual position is the missionary position and a bath is mandatory after 'subhanallah'.

Sir, NFP tell when was it ever aything but the wrong mix?

AKcheema, you need to bow down to His Holiness, The Prophet of Profitable Chowk, The Tunkil, TAhmed32.

He has an interesting take on everything religious espcially islam.

He is both tweedledum and tweedledee at the same time. His Holiness, the Prophet of Profit, hides his amusement behind Hamimdm2's apparent irreverence.

Re: # 71

Khuda Hafiz tahmed sahib

Re: # 47 Posted by hamidm2 on May 20, 2008 4:27:07 am

Hamid mian,

[.. i learned all about islamic sex in order to pass the 50 point islamiyat paper in engineering college]

you are an engineer? which college are you talking about?


[ - it prohibits foreplay, requires the participants to place a sheet between their bodies and pray a lot before, during and after the act ! ... subhanallah ]

did you learn to follow these islamic codes to be observed in the process of sexual ecstacy?

Re: # 70; tahmed

who uses jute these days and for what?
Tea...if I ever drink it, I only drink Darjeeling or Assam
Caviar....yuk!

and what the heck is this hilsha thing?

OK have a nice day, doctor sahib. I trust you will re-read the Quran carefully, and not let this false prophet hamidm lead you astray.

bangladesh jute is made of gold!! bangladesh tea is reserved for british royalty!! and their hilsha fish beats the ..er..caviar.. out of those miserables creatures they pull out of the atlantic or pacific any day (at least so the bangladeshis assured me, even though i had never heard of hilsha fish before visiting bangladesh).

Re: # 66; tahmed

that is why I used the word BEFORE!

tea in 'our' language means dinner/supper etc and not that vile stuff the grow in banglaland...

OK cheema sahib. i was just trying to give a fellow refugee from hoshiarpur a hard time. cheers!! :-)

OK cheema sahib. i was just trying to give a fellow refugee from hoshiarpur a hard time. cheers!! :-)