The Non-Existent Tourist’s Guide To Pakistan

chowk staff,

.... please ban masadi once and for all - this two three day ban thing is not working with him .... the man is incorrigible !

..... freedom of speech is okay, but why do we have to suffer this.... this .... person day in and day out .......

thank you for your cooperation

#66 Zeemax, thank you.

He was the greatest mind America produced because ...

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#65 Posted by masadi,

Masadi Sahib, welcome back.

Re chowkstaff, less said the better. only the follows:

"Allah milai joRhi,
Ik annah tey ik koRhi"

Tr: What a pair God has brought together; A blind man and a leper!

It is quite noteworthy that even in my absence these peons of the West like tahmed and hamid, having no substance to argue against my posts call me all kinds of names in the book, invent all kinds of lies against me and get away with it, they are not detained by chowk staff who detain me using all kind of bs excuses. Believe it or not they filtered a copy-paste of the Nazim system criticism that I posted in response to the army apologist mkamd from Dawn newspaper, they filetered that and banned me as a result of that! Go figure...

Re: # 63; masadi sahib

I agree with you sir....some people here are just spreading hate and abuse and they should be done away with.

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Re: # 61

[[Baqi tusi jinnian marzi mootar wich machyaan pharh sakdey o pharh lawo!]]

aapneyan karnamayan de baad tusi vi uggi da chak vaikh lavo...poora namoona jay!

Re: # 60

I forgot to add "Regards" at the end of the last one

Re: # 59; Zeemax

[[Firstly, nothing in #32 was with reference to the seasoned two you mentioned but to 'you guys' and 'same few ' which means dozens of jokers here.]]

the two "jokers" having a quiet "domestic" were the ones I happened to mention

[[Secondly, your first insult is to 'zaat' i.e. lineage because she called Pakistan 'home', and next is 'kodh kirli' i.e. a household lizard which is used as a gender specific insult knowing she's female.]]

By 'zaat' I am jatt and donot class anyone lower (you are welcome to use that later if you like)

As far as gender and discrimination based on gender is concerned, I reckon us "murtids's" record seems to be much better than the so-called "momins".

#57 Posted by akcheema Mian,

No, no don't shy away now.

Firstly, nothing in #32 was with reference to the seasoned two you mentioned but to 'you guys' and 'same few ' which means dozens of jokers here.

Secondly, your first insult is to 'zaat' i.e. lineage because she called Pakistan 'home', and next is 'kodh kirli' i.e. a household lizard which is used as a gender specific insult knowing she's female.

Now, no one needs to agree with me and I don't give a damn, but I know you murtid-Pakistan dushman types agenda very well on this rag, and you will meet resistance Pai!

Baqi tusi jinnian marzi mootar wich machyaan pharh sakdey o pharh lawo!

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cheema sahib,

.... you have to pardon zeemax - like tahmed sahib, he is going through male menopause ......

.... as for supersizeme, let me assure you that she is not for real - any woman with half a brain would not use a nick like that unless she was nuts or planning on a career in the porn business .....

Re: # 55; Zeemax mian

the comment is not directed at you and I fail to see why your knickers are in a knot?

if you must know, the addressee of #37 asked tahmed and hamidm to shut up (in 32)....given both are seasoned interactors here (you may disagree with their points of view ... and you are entitled to).

the addressee of #37 obviously is a human being with a great deal of personality and flare and I would simply encourage such refreshing attitudes as it adds some positive energy to the, at times mundane, atmosphere of this forum.

I'd also say that the interactor in question appears to come from a previleged part of the country, who can afford an English education and access to the internet on a regular basis. Given that is not true for more than 95% of the 'country in question', let's not get carried away too much here either since none of us can claim any ownership of the 'problems' we are supposed to be solving with our futile discussions here.

I have nothing more to add to that and niether should you.

Thank you

Seriously though, my deepest respect and admiration for the common man, woman, and children who have to endure these conditions for real on a daily basis.

#52 Posted by akcheema,

... #32 was said (I am sure) in good humour. I am also certain ... my subsequent comments in a similar fashion too.

I don't know what prompted the "zaat di kodh kidh-li, te shateeriyaan nu japphey!!" in #37.

If it was said in good humour, I'm sure it would have been indeed taken in that manner. However, on the face of it, the remark would only seem to apply to little brown men pretending to be big white chiefs, rather than the addressee of #37!