The Non-Existent Tourist’s Guide To Pakistan

This article was absolutely hilarious!!!!

AKcheem, Aslam644 went to blackpool to be Aslam666 (T), but he could do only one thing completely so he go the 6, whilst the other two he did only 2/3's off.....hence Aslam644...

my apolgies Aslam for taking a shot at your nic....but I mean Blackpool, that story...couldnt resist it....

Re: # 47

....said Mr Pot to Mr Kettle!

SupersizeMe sahiba is an intelligent human being and what she said in #32 was said (I am sure) in good humour. I am also certain she'd take my subsequent comments in a similar fashion too.

I enjoy reading her contributions here (as I have previously indicated to her too) despite somewhat different points of view at times. This has nothing to do with what one feels about Pakistan, and should be taken in good spirit.

I resent the idea that if someone appears to subscribe to your personal delusions, they automatically earn the right of your 'protection'; on the other hand, I have witnessed (on multiple occasions) your abuse of individuals who happen to disagree with your personal viewpoints, both here and on unplugged.

Now you may call that "courage", "standing up for what you believe in" or some other rubbish, the dictionary I happen to possess defines it as hypocrisy.

Re: # 50; aslam sahib

don't stop there sir....did you??

NFK has a point when it comes to different ethnic and linguistic groups, it can lead to a lot of misunderstanding if we don’t understand each others lingoes.

Some years ago bhangra music was a big thing in UK started by sikh guys and galls, my mirpuri friend told me there is an all night bhangra gig at blackpool beach and malket singh will be there as well a famous bhangra singer. We decide to check it out, when we got there every other sikh was greeting us with ‘ sat sri akal pa ji ‘ we didn’t know what it meant, we just nodded our head, we assumed it must be some sort of sikh greeting.

It got more interesting when malket singh came on stage and started singing, there was a sikh girl on stage, every so often she would shout ‘ chak de ‘ my friend looked at me puzzled, what does she mean ‘chak de’, it must mean lift her up i said. Then every so often she shouted ‘ chak de phaty ‘, my friend looked at me bemused, what does she mean chak de phaty, I said to him, since ther are no wooden planks around here she must mean ‘lift her legs up’.

MQM - the tourists from FATA are at your door. They are ready for war to oust teh sindhis from karachi.

from jang of today


Allied forces advance on Pak-Afghan borders
Updated at: 1320 PST, Tuesday, July 15, 2008
PESHAWAR: Allied troops’ movement on Pak-Afghan borders in North and South Waziristan has geared up.

Hundreds of Allied troops armed with their choppers, tanks, mortars and high-tech weapons have arrived at the Pak-Afghan borders, while the tribesmen viewing the situation threatening have started shifting from the bordering areas. Sources said that hundreds of Allied troops armed with their helicopters, tanks, mortars and high-tech weapons have started arriving since last night near the bordering areas Ghulam Khan, Shawal, Amir Chapsar and Alwara. Allied forces warplanes were also seen hovering over these areas, sources said.

Following the arrival of Allied troops and hovering of the aircrafts in the sky, the tribesmen fearing the worst have started evacuating these bordering areas.

Genuine tourist attaractions are there in FATA and they should be publicised. One of them is the p[ak army training of teh surrender ceremony, drilled into teh head of every paki soldier. here is one such ceremony, that should have been a big tourist attaraction, paki army men surrendering to the jihadis, and the paki army camp being blown up.

The shallow humour of teh author hides genuine tourist opportunities.


Militants in Hangu loot, blow up FC fort



By Abdul Sami Paracha


KOHAT, July 14: Militants blew up a Frontier Constabulary fort in the Shinawarai area of Hangu district on Monday night after looting arms and ammunition.

Witnesses said that about 250 militants had besieged the fort, 30kms from Hangu town, and asked FC personnel to vacate it or face action.

After some time, the personnel decided to leave the fort. They were given ‘safe passage’ by the assailants.The militants entered the fort and loaded their vehicles with arms and ammunition. “Later, they planted explosives in the fort and blew it up,� a local man said.

SupersizeMe,

I see some people are angry at people like you for not moving to some phoren land, marrying some fat gora asshole or a gori Au Pair, and raising half-breed mulattoes - and hurling cheap jugut baazi like mirasis standing outside wedding shamianas looking for a few hundred rupees from 'laarhey da piyo' (groom's father) plus some left over chicken.

No wonder this thread is full of hindoos and murtids, including the nashukras like the author - i.e. the complete brigade of Pakistan's bitter enemies.

Re: # 41; tahmed sahib

it was in response to your reply (#34) to post # 32 .... you are fast turning into my honourable friend majumdar sir!....next you'd be demanding a "precis" for all the longer than usual interacts here too

hamidm: so i guess we can declare you "legally blonde". with all the rights and privileges appertaining thereup (or something like that) - most notably, the right to make insane and/or self-contradictory remarks.

Re: # 42

chuckle !

Re: # 40

cheema sahib,

..... you have to pardon tahmed - he keeps on confusing color with a state of mind ....... although, i must say, there is a relationship between the two and sometimes i too am rudely reminded that i am not white .....yet i aspire to be as white as the finest man who stepped off the mayflower and, inshallah, with the moon god and his book safely out of the way i will make it .......

.. poor tahmed, like his droopy eyed hero, just doesn't get it .........

hamidm: then you should love those gora often-blonde tribals. and please dont repeat that gora is a state of mind while applauding modi (whom the US refuses even to issue a visa on account of his criminal actions, and whose actions the vast majority of people in the US would - unlike you - condemn).

#38 your post is not clear, cheema sahib. kindly elucidate.

Re: # 39

hmmm.....looks like I wasn't the only one afterall

Re: # 31

tahmed,

what do you mean by "world reknowned self-hater on chowk " ??? ........ i love white people !