Government Wins Manmohan Singh Loses

Tahir mian,

(I can't sell our precious Q-cumbers)

I am not asking you to sell them, merely exchange them. Our Commies and mullahs hate being Indians and you guys hate your Q-cumbers. Win win for both sides!

(we just can't have enough of the Deobandis,why would we want more of the same merchandise?)

Why not? These guys are truest Muslims, no?

Regards

Re: # 75
Look Maj,

I'm not a slave-trader so I can't sell our precious Q-cumbers to you at Rupees thirty a kilo; they were already picked up cheap over a century ago. Get the idea?

And what would you do with Murtids, re-cycle them at Qadiyan? Ask ChowQ to send you some from Torn-apart-ronto.

And look, we just can't have enough of the Barelvis and Deobandis you sent us, why would we want more of the same merchandise?

As for the rich ABCDs, they ought to remain where they are, banished from the Land of the Poor.

Tahir mian,

(But if I were to give them to India, I would not be showing love for your country but rather animosity!)

What is considered good or bad for a nation may be different for different countries/societies.

Let me make an offer to you what I have already made to Zee sahib. You give us your Mirzaees, murtids and Ao Paos to us and we can give you our commies and mullahs in return.

Regards

Re: # 71
Arjun's versions upgrade very fast...After next patch upgrade major version number(2x)....

Anjun-13 is NOT a human being but rather an unclear (nuclear?) missile that keeps coming at us in upgraded forms!

Re: # 70 Maj

"If you love people who downgrade English, you can take them to Pakistan and give you English speakers to us in exchange. Deal?"

The only specimens worth exporting are Sheikh Rasheed and Chaudhry Shuja'at! But if I were to give them to India, I would not be showing love for your country but rather animosity!

Let me think hard now....

PS: I made numerous offers to Laddu and other poisonous ones but they refused to appear in person at the Wahga Border post!

Re: # 56 Neither arjun.

as you go through more reincarnations some of those brain cells are not being regenerated.....:(

Tahir mian,

Re: 69

If you love people who downgrade English, you can take them to Pakistan and give you English speakers to us in exchange. Deal?

Regards

Mumbai, a modern Babel, downgrades English!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080725/twl-life-india-mumbai-languag e-dc-9020220.html

Ahmed madani sahib,

Re: 67

Interesting story. Btw tell us not only what happened to this gora sahib in Punjab but also rural Sindh, Karachi and more importantly in NWFP. Did the Pushtoon men take interest in this gora sahib?

Regards

Re: # 64 Well indioa and pakistan has also similar reputation.
I asked one real white man what come to his mind when Pakistan,and Inda etc.
He told me honeslt sir not much. India is just full of bunch of hindus feasting on vegetable and smoking dope and mediating. tHEY ARE CUNNING PEOPLE. I told him I know that he said no you do not know.
He told me story.
He was bit romantic and decided to go out of way in his car.
In place no civilision his car got sturk up in big ditch. Ditch was covered with branches and grass. Now white was concerned. How to get got of this ditch of his car. He was also worried as he knew some dark indian women may kidnap them ( You indian partho babu is worried about women) as he was so gora milk white.).
He began to pray for savior Jesus Christ etc.
To his surprise few children came and brought him bottled water and then he talked on phone then few little indians came soon 20 indian men came. Without asking they started helping and with some effort and helf of 20 people bullocks pulled out , he offered them money. He said you indians are so kind. Then people said you come to food with we poor people. So eat with them and then time to departure came and many women we looking at him and she began to sweat. He knew those women were dark and strong like buffollow and what will happen if they kidnap him for fun.
Finally he thanked head man and asked what you do. He said we help all when motor car get struck up in that big "pot" hole. And we wait to help stranded motorists. Then that white man was fool and asked them why you do not put earth and make road ok. Then head man said sir we made hole it took time , its our livehood. Simple Indian life of village. Then few women began to say "Kitana Gora Hay". Then white man jumped and never saw back till he reached airport and on airplane. He never went back to India and he avoids indian airspace as what will happen to him if he survives and surrounded by wild buffollows in rural side.

Pakistanis he has also some steorotype which is bad.
He said "Pakis" are bunch of fools and over estimate themselves.He sid they are wild bunch of people roaming with big beards and with AK-47 and hitting their wives and girl friends.( he did not knew there are no girlsfriends here). Other thing about Paki is like thier bloody hindu neighbours. They are conservative but when comes to free liquior from white man they forget all and drink like fish.
He told his experience in heart land of Punjab. But that to bad and hurt feeling of punjabis. So I will leave it now as I do not like such stuff at all.
Now africa south is dark and not arab but north afriica is full of arabs and they have their heros like king of Morroco and he gets all drugs from paksiatan. Then you have reformed Col Gaddaffi. It appears "jungle life" is disappearing in africa but in general all over africa is just all jungis. Karachi is very nice place and nice moist humid weather and lack of power no fan works sweats lots and toxins go out.
Any way I will write gora's experience in punjab next time.

Re: # 61
Ahmed....
This is hilarious....You make people laugh...
Centuries of arab slavery have kept the entire Pakistani populace to forget that, once their ancestors were civilised people... and you Pakistanis are talking about slavery!!!!!....
I can reall this song from Dr. Alban....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-VtxFOAQ0

Re: # 62 For to get gas deliverd to India, India needs to keep pakistan andn Iran happy.India building "real nyclear power Plant" like lifting 500 pound by person useing braces. Lot of management is needed to run "1000 MW N.Plant". May be aftrer 50 yeears. As they need to make effiorts to make passable roads first. Now bridges built by indian are washing out fast ( as they are made up of concrete, old bristish engg built in real still and still doing good) , they were building N.Plant but that dome came down itself as Chor Indian contractors mixed earth replacing 30 % cement. One should not attempt to big things as no nuclear power plant work will be completed. All dreams against IPIPipe line

AM sahib,

does really make any difference? all black countries and all problems just difference 8n degree.

There is no one quite like you on chowk, sir!!!

Regards

Re: # 60
does really make any difference? all black countries and all problems just difference 8n degree.

#59 Posted by anil on July 24, 2008 8:52:04 pm

So the two issues that people bring up are moot..

i.e.
1. OH NOES!! India can't test

2. Oh NOES!! what about Iran...